shitting is eugenic

My goal for the afterlife is to exist as some kind of marble statue

that fell off a ship

and is now at the bottom of the mediterranean

Don't want to experience it, @UOC ?

I get too stimulated

I want a less stimulating existence

You're flawed to think that

You'll be cleansed of your flaws in heaven.

I'm not being very serious

my goal for the afterlife is to become an Aryan god, and have many wives and concubines and kingdoms and posterity without end

And then want to experience it

I'd want to lie on this, in my lawn

I'll become a folding chair...

Talking to my neighbor.

Become Bruce Jenner's Hot Tub

Sipping on juice and eating crackers.

In heaven

Brother, heaven is here. Come to the suburbs

but if he came it would stop being heaven

Eternal summer, fresh cut lawn, lemonade

Grills are always running

Yeah, but doing that in heaven is *10000...etc whatever it's like here

Cooking spare ribs by way of the coal made from Muslims

If we end up in heaven, @Deleted User 57835c2c

Do you want to come to my BBQ?

if you make it to highest heaven then you will have been resurrected in an aryan body at that point

so at that point I suppose we could be friends

imagine just like once in a while you see a cool fish...

some seaweed floats by....

Cool

We'll order KFC from dalit heaven if I mess up the steak

it won't be able to enter

Aryans don't simply overcook steak

my understanding is higher heavens can throw tablescraps overboard to lower heaven

apparently in the afterlife, our bodies do not need food, but can eat it if we like

Yeah

Same thing in islam

when I am an immortal space nazi I want to go like a decade without eating just for fun

I have never made a steak more than medium rare