Message from @༺པརབྱར།བསངཇ༻
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I'm just saying if I get a new body back here then what do I gotta do
I want to live inside a giant mango, and chew on my furniture, when/if I get to heaven
You can keep all the flim flam higher tier stuff. That's for thems what don't gotta work for a living.
I'd have a body that doesn't shit, so wouldn't skid mark my furniture and eat my own shit
shitting is eugenic
My goal for the afterlife is to exist as some kind of marble statue
that fell off a ship
and is now at the bottom of the mediterranean
I get too stimulated
I want a less stimulating existence
You're flawed to think that
You'll be cleansed of your flaws in heaven.
I'm not being very serious
my goal for the afterlife is to become an Aryan god, and have many wives and concubines and kingdoms and posterity without end
And then want to experience it
I'd want to lie on this, in my lawn
I'll become a folding chair...
Talking to my neighbor.
Sipping on juice and eating crackers.
In heaven
Brother, heaven is here. Come to the suburbs
but if he came it would stop being heaven
Eternal summer, fresh cut lawn, lemonade
Grills are always running
Yeah, but doing that in heaven is *10000...etc whatever it's like here
Cooking spare ribs by way of the coal made from Muslims
If we end up in heaven, @Deleted User 57835c2c
Do you want to come to my BBQ?
if you make it to highest heaven then you will have been resurrected in an aryan body at that point
so at that point I suppose we could be friends
imagine just like once in a while you see a cool fish...
some seaweed floats by....
Cool
We'll order KFC from dalit heaven if I mess up the steak
it won't be able to enter
Aryans don't simply overcook steak
my understanding is higher heavens can throw tablescraps overboard to lower heaven
apparently in the afterlife, our bodies do not need food, but can eat it if we like