Message from @UOC
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So I get to come back here right
From heaven, good, god
Vigilance, you get 48 virgins
enjoy
well I deserve 50
But that's neither here nor there
@devolved as most mormons have had both the law of consecration and the new and everlasting covenant of marriage withdrawn from them for being too dalit, I suspect most of them will be terrestrial kingdom bound
I'm just saying if I get a new body back here then what do I gotta do
I want to live inside a giant mango, and chew on my furniture, when/if I get to heaven
You can keep all the flim flam higher tier stuff. That's for thems what don't gotta work for a living.
I'd have a body that doesn't shit, so wouldn't skid mark my furniture and eat my own shit
shitting is eugenic
My goal for the afterlife is to exist as some kind of marble statue
that fell off a ship
and is now at the bottom of the mediterranean
I get too stimulated
I want a less stimulating existence
You're flawed to think that
You'll be cleansed of your flaws in heaven.
my goal for the afterlife is to become an Aryan god, and have many wives and concubines and kingdoms and posterity without end
And then want to experience it
I'd want to lie on this, in my lawn
I'll become a folding chair...
Talking to my neighbor.
Become Bruce Jenner's Hot Tub
Sipping on juice and eating crackers.
In heaven
Brother, heaven is here. Come to the suburbs
but if he came it would stop being heaven
Eternal summer, fresh cut lawn, lemonade
Grills are always running
Yeah, but doing that in heaven is *10000...etc whatever it's like here
Cooking spare ribs by way of the coal made from Muslims
If we end up in heaven, @Deleted User 57835c2c
Do you want to come to my BBQ?
if you make it to highest heaven then you will have been resurrected in an aryan body at that point
so at that point I suppose we could be friends
imagine just like once in a while you see a cool fish...