PaNestheism

https://www.lds.org/scriptures/dc-testament/dc/88.31?lang=eng#p30

this is interesting - we are resurrected into tiered bodies with our degrees of glory

a perfect righteous aryan will not be resurrected with the same sort of physical body as a screwup

Hell and evil is detachment

So I get to come back here right

From heaven, good, god

Vigilance, you get 48 virgins

enjoy

well I deserve 50

But that's neither here nor there

@devolved as most mormons have had both the law of consecration and the new and everlasting covenant of marriage withdrawn from them for being too dalit, I suspect most of them will be terrestrial kingdom bound

I'm just saying if I get a new body back here then what do I gotta do

I want to live inside a giant mango, and chew on my furniture, when/if I get to heaven

You can keep all the flim flam higher tier stuff. That's for thems what don't gotta work for a living.

I'd have a body that doesn't shit, so wouldn't skid mark my furniture and eat my own shit

shitting is eugenic

My goal for the afterlife is to exist as some kind of marble statue

that fell off a ship

and is now at the bottom of the mediterranean

Don't want to experience it, @UOC ?

I get too stimulated

I want a less stimulating existence

You're flawed to think that

You'll be cleansed of your flaws in heaven.

I'm not being very serious

my goal for the afterlife is to become an Aryan god, and have many wives and concubines and kingdoms and posterity without end

And then want to experience it

I'd want to lie on this, in my lawn

I'll become a folding chair...

Talking to my neighbor.

Become Bruce Jenner's Hot Tub

Sipping on juice and eating crackers.

In heaven

Brother, heaven is here. Come to the suburbs

but if he came it would stop being heaven

Eternal summer, fresh cut lawn, lemonade

Grills are always running

Yeah, but doing that in heaven is *10000...etc whatever it's like here

Cooking spare ribs by way of the coal made from Muslims