>get a day old hotdog, its great

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It is

is that like a blizzard

id try it if my local 7-11 didnt get shutdown for trafficing cocaine

where do you live that there arent 12 711s within 3 blocks of you

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two it's like a deep fried Taquito

that sounds good

You go to shitty 7-11s. Mine is run by a wholesome Indian lady who cards everyone for cigs and calls the cops if your ID is fake.

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

there is a 7-11 2 blocks form my house, and one street away fromt hat 7-11, is another 7-11

So none within walking distance from you? Pity

i dont have to, there is a local gas station with a mini mart at the end of my street

End of the street is pushing it for someone like you, though

they are making a pizza place in the local gas station wihtin walking distance of my house

it opens later this year

a one minute walk away, and its right next to a in-n-out

I did the in-n-out with ur mum lol

*got em*

there is a gas station near me that has a mexican resturant in it

Don't lie

airport security took my bullet case I had in my wallet for years

wtf is wrong with the world

This is you with shorter hair

@spaqin you look like a school shooter

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

No

It's a terrible pun

School shooters are confirmed facial hairlets, he has a respeciatlble goatee

@Deleted User ehhhh. I don't smile like that, but if I shaved clean and had happiness in my eyes, I could see it

Insanity you mean

For luck we put in fish scales in wallets on christmas

but bullet case and fish scale has the same word in polish

...

huh

I like puns

So that's why I had a bullet case in my wallet. They were not understanding, bunch of killjoys

That's pretty bulky

you had a case or a scale

Unless you mean the base

A case, or a whole bullet

probably a 22

Case

7.62

there are lots of 7.62s

what one

Kurwa

Don't be autistic @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

It was a long time ago, I don't remember

I'd post a pic but I can't anymore lmao

well some 7.62 cases are 3 inches long, and others are only one

i dont know what the fuck kurwa means so that doesnt help

I miss when Satanism and rap music was the big perceived problem

ive been watching old episodes of unexplained mysteries and i get a warm fuzzy feeling whenever they start talking about satanic cults being suspected for whatever crime is the current topic

3 inches sounds about right

@spaqin that's what your ex said too

she didn't even see my dicc

Unless that's hers

@spaqin that small, huh? Pity

I'm in for the ass

dick size doesn't matter if they can cum from prostate

For christs sake, you people aren't gay you're just lonely and desperate.

📽

Maty

Just think

Transiance

Hirizen

Spaquin

Patrick

He was just a homo

All of them had n in their username?

👀

spa qu in

Poor John.

His latent homosexuality has been discovered

tfw not even a window seat

Aye. I'm at eork

Making a hot pocket cuz I didn't feel like making food

@Pawp shit on it

<:remthink:560491891498418176>

I'd rather not.

Did you ever know Dennys delivers

John. Why the fuck. Would I get diner delivery

Half the appeal is a hot fucking plate of food

i prefer delivery, as i dont like to leave the house

Billy, get help

And pawp, you have a microwave

Ask for the greens and sauce in a separate container

That way you can heat the burger patty in the microwave and then make a hot burger without the weirdness

What the fuck.

<:rescWtf:558364472398315550>

Why would I get a fucking burger

I'd get eggs.

you can use your toaster or oven if the microwave upsets you so much

Why would you pay a dollar an egg

You are the fool here pawp

I also want use a toaster oven at work

John. When I go to Denny's the only thing I get is breakfast

also dennys has good burgers, i like to get the slam burger, it has eggs and hash browns on it

Literally no reason to go to a diner for breakfast

>he doesn't like the comfy diner atmosphere for breakfast

Probably cuz they don't let him add scotch to his coffee

Fucking drunk John.

They don't give a fuck papw

My local diner has a bar that serves Irish coffee if you have absolutely no shame and want to pay 3 dollars for a cup of coffee with a shot of cheap whiskey

Of course you know that.

Yes, because it's advertised with a big sign

I don't go there after they served me dog food with potatoes and had the balls to call it corned beef hash

<:remthink:560491891498418176>

Nice.

This was after st. Patrick's day too so it's not like they didn't have a surplus of old corned beef

https://kancolle.fandom.com/wiki/Intrepid

why

japs why do this

>not in <#189811441174446080> plz hiru

how the fuck is this nsfw

Those guns are def not sfw

@Hiruzen why do what

why shibafu potato face a carrier qt

Hwauu. This Svive keyboard with blue switches feels way different than the Turtle Beach one (also with blue switches) I used before.

I read somewhere that these aren't Cherry switches.

They definitely feel way better though.

Sound is a bit less appealing, however.

Obsessed

😎

Speaking of...

I dreamt that I was hunting mice last night.

Right before I woke up, I was trying to trap one under a lid of some sort, but I failed, so I had to press it down against the floor and suffocate it instead.

When I did wake up, I was suffocating my pillow. 👍🏿

My eye is all better. So that's good

Secret Nazi clothes rack spotted

What am I looking at

Is that Kojima?

It's an image macro of scruffy famous people hanging out because it's funny.

Kojimbo

Shut up john

Go dance your anger away

@Deleted User >gets bitter about a picture that means nothing to him
>accuses others of being snfry

Oh John, you're fucking retarded.

I was explaining the joke to you

You seemed confused

on this day, a man crossed the street

yes

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/284166469221351424/585910121591341116/200_1.gif

>brother finally ordered a phone to replace the one he had for 6 years
>Amazon seller gave him a used one that didn't even have a SIM card tray

What is the point of Amazon if you get fucked by shady sellers exactly like eBay?

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

elizabeth was my first waifu when I was a kid

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Nothin says lovin' like bickering with your fiance over a game of Uno

Did you win?

I won 2 of the 5

Your hands may be big
But is seems your brain isn't

It's uno, it's mostly a game of chance

sounds like something someone who is bad at uno would say

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two says the one who's bad at eating uno serving instead of tres

*got em*

I'm starting to think you brother doesn't have a healthy relationship, matt

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

You don't say

He might be a lovelet, it's true. But I am not.

his love is small?

Who knows what emotionally compromised matt means by things

<:MilkHmmm:545424544312197131>

Hello pawp

Did you follow my advice

Which advise

Make a burger into pieces to enjoy a fresh burger

What I'd just make homemade smash burgers. Ez

At work?

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

No?

I brought lunchmeat.

I keep oil mustard and mayo at work

If I was going to make burgers at work

I'd either bring a blow tourch and sous vide them.

Or a hotplate and cook them normally

Ebin

!answer current date

!answer yesterday's date

Epic

Porco lives on in our hearts and this wolfram alpha bot

Who's that anyways?

I'm new here

Moderator that passed away <:porco:542400907229265933>

Died?

Did he get electrocuted by faulty chinkshit?

yeah the last thing we heard from him is "I chose yanwen shipping, did I get chinked?" and we never heard from him since

Shit

RIP

OH NO

@Windatica necromancy is illegal, you fucking degenerate. Let pigbot rest in peace

fuck around and become god

Y'all mind if I ACHEIVE GODHOOD

<:garf:547116014865874965> <:garf:547116014865874965> <:garf:547116014865874965>

<:willshoot:447267819416190987> <:willshoot:447267819416190987> <:willshoot:447267819416190987>

TANOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

https://youtu.be/HVw_1RZncec

What's he listening too?

copyright_free_music_1hour_mix-YOUTUBEMP3FREE64kbps.mp3

Probably jazz or classical

Seems to be all that kind of person listens to

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@Tervy i don't like weed or smoking even

does this make me based or unbased

It means basing your personality around things you consume or don't is pointless

based

No

Stoners are all retarded

What whores even sets up shop in front of an old folks home

Horny old folks

Four of them!

I don't like these sad cat memes

Stop it

eatign

https://giant.gfycat.com/ObviousShockingBronco.webm

😔

Fucking hell. Went out to dinner with my brother tonight and his wife was hanging on his shoulder and nibbling on earlobe like they were about to fuck right then and there. Went back to my hotel to use the pool and she pushes him onto our bed and tries to climb on top. Fucking thots these days smh

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I'm sorry you had to see that

I think she's baby-crazy.

Also, gf and I Fucked on this bed last night, come to find out this morning that she forgot to put her patch on a few days ago. Lmao whoops

Congratulations

You make a decision yet?

A decision on what?

If you're going to move to Kentuckiana

Yes we have, fuck no we aren't.