Poor John.

His latent homosexuality has been discovered

tfw not even a window seat

Aye. I'm at eork

Making a hot pocket cuz I didn't feel like making food

@Pawp shit on it

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I'd rather not.

Did you ever know Dennys delivers

John. Why the fuck. Would I get diner delivery

Half the appeal is a hot fucking plate of food

i prefer delivery, as i dont like to leave the house

Billy, get help

And pawp, you have a microwave

Ask for the greens and sauce in a separate container

That way you can heat the burger patty in the microwave and then make a hot burger without the weirdness

What the fuck.

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Why would I get a fucking burger

I'd get eggs.

you can use your toaster or oven if the microwave upsets you so much

Why would you pay a dollar an egg

You are the fool here pawp

I also want use a toaster oven at work

John. When I go to Denny's the only thing I get is breakfast

also dennys has good burgers, i like to get the slam burger, it has eggs and hash browns on it

Literally no reason to go to a diner for breakfast

>he doesn't like the comfy diner atmosphere for breakfast

Probably cuz they don't let him add scotch to his coffee

Fucking drunk John.

They don't give a fuck papw

My local diner has a bar that serves Irish coffee if you have absolutely no shame and want to pay 3 dollars for a cup of coffee with a shot of cheap whiskey

Of course you know that.

Yes, because it's advertised with a big sign

I don't go there after they served me dog food with potatoes and had the balls to call it corned beef hash

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Nice.

This was after st. Patrick's day too so it's not like they didn't have a surplus of old corned beef

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