Message from @Matthew
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<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>
>brother finally ordered a phone to replace the one he had for 6 years
>Amazon seller gave him a used one that didn't even have a SIM card tray
What is the point of Amazon if you get fucked by shady sellers exactly like eBay?
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
elizabeth was my first waifu when I was a kid
<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>
Nothin says lovin' like bickering with your fiance over a game of Uno
Did you win?
I won 2 of the 5
Your hands may be big
But is seems your brain isn't
It's uno, it's mostly a game of chance
sounds like something someone who is bad at uno would say
@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two says the one who's bad at eating uno serving instead of tres
*got em*
I'm starting to think you brother doesn't have a healthy relationship, matt
You don't say
He might be a lovelet, it's true. But I am not.
his love is small?
Who knows what emotionally compromised matt means by things
<:MilkHmmm:545424544312197131>
Hello pawp
Did you follow my advice
Which advise
Make a burger into pieces to enjoy a fresh burger
What I'd just make homemade smash burgers. Ez
At work?
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
No?
I brought lunchmeat.
I keep oil mustard and mayo at work
If I was going to make burgers at work
I'd either bring a blow tourch and sous vide them.
Or a hotplate and cook them normally
Ebin