I won 2 of the 5

Your hands may be big
But is seems your brain isn't

It's uno, it's mostly a game of chance

sounds like something someone who is bad at uno would say

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two says the one who's bad at eating uno serving instead of tres

*got em*

I'm starting to think you brother doesn't have a healthy relationship, matt

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You don't say

He might be a lovelet, it's true. But I am not.

his love is small?

Who knows what emotionally compromised matt means by things

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Hello pawp

Did you follow my advice

Which advise

Make a burger into pieces to enjoy a fresh burger

What I'd just make homemade smash burgers. Ez

At work?

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No?

I brought lunchmeat.

I keep oil mustard and mayo at work

If I was going to make burgers at work

I'd either bring a blow tourch and sous vide them.

Or a hotplate and cook them normally

Ebin

!answer current date

!answer yesterday's date

Epic

Porco lives on in our hearts and this wolfram alpha bot

Who's that anyways?

I'm new here

Moderator that passed away <:porco:542400907229265933>

Died?

Did he get electrocuted by faulty chinkshit?

yeah the last thing we heard from him is "I chose yanwen shipping, did I get chinked?" and we never heard from him since

Shit