Kojimbo

Shut up john

Go dance your anger away

@Deleted User >gets bitter about a picture that means nothing to him
>accuses others of being snfry

Oh John, you're fucking retarded.

I was explaining the joke to you

You seemed confused

on this day, a man crossed the street

yes

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/284166469221351424/585910121591341116/200_1.gif

>brother finally ordered a phone to replace the one he had for 6 years
>Amazon seller gave him a used one that didn't even have a SIM card tray

What is the point of Amazon if you get fucked by shady sellers exactly like eBay?

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elizabeth was my first waifu when I was a kid

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Nothin says lovin' like bickering with your fiance over a game of Uno

Did you win?

I won 2 of the 5

Your hands may be big
But is seems your brain isn't

It's uno, it's mostly a game of chance

sounds like something someone who is bad at uno would say

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two says the one who's bad at eating uno serving instead of tres

*got em*

I'm starting to think you brother doesn't have a healthy relationship, matt

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You don't say

He might be a lovelet, it's true. But I am not.

his love is small?

Who knows what emotionally compromised matt means by things

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Hello pawp

Did you follow my advice

Which advise

Make a burger into pieces to enjoy a fresh burger

What I'd just make homemade smash burgers. Ez

At work?