Message from @Matthew

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2019-06-05 03:16:57 UTC  

All dry and old

2019-06-05 03:17:13 UTC  

Love me some Tornados

2019-06-05 03:17:20 UTC  

Especially the steak and cheese kind

2019-06-05 03:17:22 UTC  

>get a day old hotdog, its great

2019-06-05 03:17:25 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-06-05 03:17:28 UTC  

It is

2019-06-05 03:17:31 UTC  

is that like a blizzard

2019-06-05 03:17:38 UTC  

id try it if my local 7-11 didnt get shutdown for trafficing cocaine

2019-06-05 03:18:14 UTC  

where do you live that there arent 12 711s within 3 blocks of you

2019-06-05 03:18:38 UTC  

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two it's like a deep fried Taquito

2019-06-05 03:18:45 UTC  

that sounds good

2019-06-05 03:18:46 UTC  

You go to shitty 7-11s. Mine is run by a wholesome Indian lady who cards everyone for cigs and calls the cops if your ID is fake.

2019-06-05 03:18:57 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-06-05 03:19:41 UTC  

there is a 7-11 2 blocks form my house, and one street away fromt hat 7-11, is another 7-11

2019-06-05 03:20:28 UTC  

So none within walking distance from you? Pity

2019-06-05 03:21:14 UTC  

i dont have to, there is a local gas station with a mini mart at the end of my street

2019-06-05 03:21:33 UTC  

End of the street is pushing it for someone like you, though

2019-06-05 03:21:45 UTC  

they are making a pizza place in the local gas station wihtin walking distance of my house

2019-06-05 03:21:48 UTC  

it opens later this year

2019-06-05 03:21:50 UTC  

a one minute walk away, and its right next to a in-n-out

2019-06-05 03:22:14 UTC  

I did the in-n-out with ur mum lol

2019-06-05 03:22:21 UTC  

*got em*

2019-06-05 03:22:52 UTC  

there is a gas station near me that has a mexican resturant in it

2019-06-05 03:29:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/585671605892677633/havesex.png

2019-06-05 03:33:26 UTC  

Don't lie

2019-06-05 03:34:16 UTC  

airport security took my bullet case I had in my wallet for years

2019-06-05 03:34:20 UTC  

wtf is wrong with the world

2019-06-05 03:34:38 UTC  

This is you with shorter hair

2019-06-05 03:34:43 UTC  

@spaqin you look like a school shooter

2019-06-05 03:34:54 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-06-05 03:35:07 UTC  

No

2019-06-05 03:35:17 UTC  

It's a terrible pun

2019-06-05 03:35:18 UTC  

School shooters are confirmed facial hairlets, he has a respeciatlble goatee

2019-06-05 03:35:24 UTC  

@Deleted User ehhhh. I don't smile like that, but if I shaved clean and had happiness in my eyes, I could see it

2019-06-05 03:35:35 UTC  

Insanity you mean

2019-06-05 03:35:46 UTC  

For luck we put in fish scales in wallets on christmas

2019-06-05 03:35:57 UTC  

but bullet case and fish scale has the same word in polish

2019-06-05 03:37:19 UTC  

...

2019-06-05 03:37:23 UTC  

huh

2019-06-05 03:37:57 UTC  

I like puns

2019-06-05 03:38:03 UTC  

So that's why I had a bullet case in my wallet. They were not understanding, bunch of killjoys