Obsessed

😎

Speaking of...

I dreamt that I was hunting mice last night.

Right before I woke up, I was trying to trap one under a lid of some sort, but I failed, so I had to press it down against the floor and suffocate it instead.

When I did wake up, I was suffocating my pillow. 👍🏿

My eye is all better. So that's good

Secret Nazi clothes rack spotted

What am I looking at

Is that Kojima?

It's an image macro of scruffy famous people hanging out because it's funny.

Kojimbo

Shut up john

Go dance your anger away

@Deleted User >gets bitter about a picture that means nothing to him
>accuses others of being snfry

Oh John, you're fucking retarded.

I was explaining the joke to you

You seemed confused

on this day, a man crossed the street

yes

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>brother finally ordered a phone to replace the one he had for 6 years
>Amazon seller gave him a used one that didn't even have a SIM card tray

What is the point of Amazon if you get fucked by shady sellers exactly like eBay?

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elizabeth was my first waifu when I was a kid

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Nothin says lovin' like bickering with your fiance over a game of Uno

Did you win?

I won 2 of the 5

Your hands may be big
But is seems your brain isn't

It's uno, it's mostly a game of chance

sounds like something someone who is bad at uno would say

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two says the one who's bad at eating uno serving instead of tres

*got em*