oh well

What are you interested in by the way? As in what field within tech?

That's <#189467888657235970>, let's keep this channel about China

@kaetaa did you teach English at some point in China? Since I got fired today, I'm considering to just move to Taiwan and start teaching Italian there until I find an actual job

But I'm not sure what that would mean. So did you teach at some point?

What happened to your promotion?

check <#189467888657235970>

Yeah I tough English most of the time I was there

@porco it's totally different in China and Taiwan for teaching languages tho

what did you get fired for?

not being white enough

He got fired TERRY

i quit because its a fucking joke

they dont actually want u to teach, and the kids dont actually want to learn so

i hated the kids because chinese parents dont discipline their kids

(not all the kids. the teenagers were generally much better and spoke pretty good english)

I worked with kids whose parents were rich as hell, taking them all over the world every vacation

and yet the kids knew nothing of the world

it was bizarre

Then I had some students who studied abroad for like a year (even primary school students, like people being sent to USA to study in a public school for a year at age 6)

which i thought was really stupid, because they came back speaking fluent english, and then their parents would sign them up for more english classes

and the kids always complained about how much china sucked and where they went (USA, australia etc) was much better

it always made me laugh

I couldn't imagine being 6 years old and my parents sending me to another country for a year to go to school.

Seems really tough

its sad but I feel stupidity is a common thing for the wealthy

especially new money

which every rich person in China is

@porco doooo it, you’ll see things that that cuntry doesnt have and u cud make a quick buck creating something their

I spoke to my first (mainland Chinese) chink today.

Apperantly they can't swim, but own bikinis.

She was kinda chill tho.

@porco is it common for chinks to not know how to swim? If so, any particular reason(s) why?

most of them really far away from sea

and no money for sea?

parents make their children attend swimming classes lol

90% of people I know here know how to swim

possibly because I'm dealing with people from pretty nice backgrounds but yeah

for the pic that @porco posted, who are the guys in the white hats. i probbaly should know but i dont

i personally prefer mainland china but thats cuz im hardcore and biased

@Big Meme white hats? they are hackers. the friendly kind

no i mean the chiggas that look like the kkk but in bondage

@Big Meme my girlfriend and me have been researching for a good hour. All we could find was something about Tibet and a highway shooting. But both most probably unrelated. I assume the /int/ poster who made that picture probably mixed something up with another country since the burning monk was in Vietnam, too

what was the burning monk? i thought that was a pic of buddha and he was enlightnened or some shit i didnt realise it was a legit monk on fire. story behind that?

@porco

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thích_Quảng_Đức

Here you go @Big Meme

thank you

boi is he Thích

*Thícc

oh shit thats the chink monk on the front of rage against the machines album

whoever writes these is super funny and accurate cuz they actually speak like this and it gets my dised going everytime. since ive had like 5 differnt chinese teachers in the past 6 years its funny how they all have like the same english issues

especially when they ask me about their hometown

this one woman lived in like a small village in mongolia and was like oh you know my village? and im like fuck no dude i dont even know the next town over from me let alone your small tent camp

Seems more like a cultural question tho.
Same happened with some Koreans, so I asked them if they knew my home town. Obviously not, but it's something to exchange about.

cause hometown is kinda part of their identity

in most case kinda everyone's identity

most chinks like their hometown but most likely its pretty deprived

And then they ask for mine, I tell them, and they make mafia jokes

But Chinese small towns are often curious places. Actually enjoy hearing about them

I mean I do too. And I understand that. Even my home town is part of my identity. And I love hearing about other peoples hometowns but they always ask if I've heard of it. Why would I. It has a population of like 12 people. I don't just study tiny villages lmao

But usually Chinese villages all have one certain special thing. Either they have historically producing something, or a certain dish, or some historical person being born there etc

Mine is a boring shithole that was involved in some mafia movies

implying porcorosso isnt a mafioso

being in 4chan is already suspicious

4chan suspicious... Hahahavhahajaja !no! .. also so much shit here lately (i have hidden this one)

Chinese mafia is not like American mafia lmao. But mafia movies is even worse

Perks of having chink gf

I need some black porcelain

I require a strong nordic wife

That looks chic

All my plates are black, I bought that set once

Guests always compliment me on that

But only the food is Chinese, so the rest is <#189467888657235970>

Food looks good too, though it looks like you got chinked on shrooms.

Why?

They were dried Chinese low quality shiitake and she soaked them in boiling water because she didn't want to wait

Chinese dry shiitake have a pretty weak taste for some reason anyway compared to the fresh ones

Because I see like 3

But yeah no clue on dried ones tbh

Do you always buy them fresh?

Yeah

are shitake’s everywhere?

They can be cultivated everywhere

Else just asia

Yes fresh ones are roughly 40 CHF (45$) / kg in Switzerland

So I don't buy them often

Wat?!

You found a new job mate

Buy some chink shit accessories and open a micro farm

>mushroom farmer youtuber also has chinkwife
Maybe this is porco's Canadian counterpart

Link?

Can confirm most mainlanders don't know how to swim

Dying by falling into a river is a real concern for most people

ive been messing with the idea of going on a mountain after a rain and grabbin all the mushrooms to farm

lions mane etc

hen of the woods

@Tervy good stuff

to make it clear
any meme-spam or copypaste stuff etc is only for offtopic (or better yet for other servers)
this is purely for hate/love relationship towards asian countries

Thanks

https://international.thenewslens.com/article/92251

Taiwan is dying

@porco is it like with Japan? Like there's no time for it because of jobs and just no interest?

Honestly I can't understand it. My girlfriend is from one of the most declining regions and there are a ton of children everywhere and all her same age friends have kids

But obv. I just know a tiny part of the population, Taiwanese always appeared very family oriented to me

Maybe it was just extreme in past

I mean there are >20 mio people on that tiny island

But that's all pure speculation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2QoTe_EXnM

@porco the birth rate is even lower than Japan's

EU countries "compensate" that with immigration

Populations stabilizing is only a problem if your social security looks like a ponzi scheme

We have really low birth rate here :(

Mostly because young people are fuckin braindead and are too stupid to find a job so they go to work in a fish factory in the UK or Norway and stay there and start families there

People are sheeps in general

what have you expected

I am planning to leave Croatia because of better conditions of living and better pay

I assume some of those people in china do the same

@johnfrum it's really no problem with social security either in western nations. Maybe more in Asian nations. But many pensions can be cut in half and the pensioner will still live comfortably since his house is paid off and cost of living is low.

I don't know how house ownership works in Japan or Taiwan. But otherwise it wouldn't be a real problem. Just an aging demographic that needs to face reality

There were some scandals about government employees getting extremely high pensions very early but I can't find it anymore

In Taiwan

if you live in big cities in you're fucked

there's a fair bit of old people that live in poverty cause they got shit pension

Taiwan's retirement age is lower than most developed countire's retirement age

Workers retire at 61

But there are currently proposals to raise it to 65

Retirement age delay happens also in countries where the population is "increased" by immigration. It's likely that most people around the world that are 20-30 now will have a hard time retiring at today's age standards

On a side note, Taiwan's retirement system is a very good one, compared to the rest of Asia

you do those lottery things that Taiwan has?

like spend a certain amount and you get a lottery ticket

what do you mean? Doesn't lottery exist everywhere?

nah but instead of tax refund/rebate it goes into the government lottery

Ah I see

on every purchase, everywhere, you get a lottery code on your receipt and every few months they draw winning codes

that's done to fight tax evasion. People want those codes so shops have to declare the transaction

That's actually

Really smart

Wow uh

How high are the prizes you can win?

highest I won was 3 $

oh is that what it is

neat

what it was some weirdo tax thing

also heard you need a taiwanese id card for it though

Doesn't seem all that effective if they have low payouts

With a good accounting culture you wouldn't need this either

It's not about accounting, it's about corruption tho

Corruption with VAT right?

yes selling stuff without declaring the transaction. Taiwan's VAT is already really really low

Also it's have or not have on the money. People autistically collect those receips

Also you can donate your receips to monks or NGOs and they will cash them in if you have a winning number

on the night markets you usually have monks with baskets

Retirement in China for many women is 50

Then the rest 55

you sure

I think they raised it to 60 and 65

https://www.twitch.tv/jakenbakelive

my sides

This dropshipping chinkerie is at the moment the first youtube advertiser for that coffee thing

its the only product on the store

(except a phone case and a car stand)

Its a actually a false site linked to the overpriced version of this object

I wonder if some normies actually ordered this shit

the water tank is not even themally insulated

Post it in <#189466684938125312>, not here. Thanks

Sorry @porco I missed click the channel on my mobile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxXrxii7Kbg

4:28 <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

anyone studied in hong kong or china before

was it great or nah

People who were or are in China from this chat, most usually ended up hating it

I for one have mostly Taiwan experience and I like a lot of things about Taiwan

Yeah, I can only speak for coworkers and people I met online, but so far I've seen no positive response regarding a longer stay in China.

Yeah, mainland kinda sucks a big ding dong

^

TFW handed my resignation, finally leaving chyner

who here working Saturday cause Chinese government don't move holidays to the weekend

Honestly wouldnt mind an extended stay as long as I was near some forests to fuck off to in my off time.

nah fuck Chinese forest

they got African mosquitoes

mosquitoes have aids and malaria

An excuse for gin and tonic

I dont think aids is transmissable through mosquitoes tho

African mosquitoes get the aids from Africans then come to china

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

All the literature states that its impossible. Speaking of asian mosquitos my friend sent a pic from his grandma's house in rural korea and his arm was literally covered in the fuckers. Apprently the bamboo and paddies are like all you can fuck buffets for them.

fuck that. I'd be full beekeeper or spacesuit all day

Eh they normally put mesh on the windows to stop them coming in or just leave windows shut and put on aircon

Isn't the US the only place that moves the holidays according to weekends?

is flyscreen on windows uncommon in temperate places?

you mention window mesh as if it is a rare thing

It's not the most common thing, no.

Ordinarily one only has to worry about houseflies finding their way in, and the occasional bee.

you cunts are spoiled

👍

Asians already evolved to live with them

but foreigners that aren't from temperate place haven't and have better blood

so they get swarmed by them

my itchy fuckin feet and ankles are telling me that my blood is mighty tasty

Get lemon scented candles

The sucky bastards hate the smell

Or anything lemon scented, maybe incese

incense

https://youtu.be/oLt5qSm9U80

I like how the guys speaking jap don't look much different than weebs or the english teaching weebs :^)

Other than the kenyan guy who probably works as a taut

tfw VPN subscription ran out 1 month before me leaving china

I JUST WANT TO LEAVE

@plasticsword how was it

shit, didn't learn any chinese

but I started recognising more words this last month

would not reccomend

Was thinking of going studying there. What's there a demand for? @plasticsword

dunno

most places would like engineers

english speakers

both pay less than doing it elsewhere

especially engineers here

work is basically the same as anywhere else

if you're mechanical engineer then you would work closer to the manfacturers

Why would you go to a diffrent country and not learn the language?

Chinese is a beautiful language

Really

But chinks are horrible people <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

[6:19 PM] porcorosso: Chinese is a beautiful language

i wonder when someone builds satire site listing "beautiful languages"

and its just list of all of the world languages in A-Z order

cant count how many languages people and media have called "beautiful"

I can explain the beauty of Chinese. It's a very descriptive and picturesque language. Even bad insults still involve terms like flowers. Words are usually constructed out of more primitive terms. Like, Computer? Electronic brain.

Pussy? Garden of peach blossoms

Slut? Flower heart

I agree with that, but its also annoying because that makes their terms so LITERAL sometimes. i mean, look at any of their movie titles

Ready Player One came out, and that movie could easily be translated literally, but instead they go with "Greatest Video Game Player"

China is a great place to visit - and I think if you went to Shanghai it'd even be a great place to study

but dont try to go to "real china"

its a shit hole

Real China = Taiwan

Reminder

sorry , when most people say real china they mean outside the tier 1 cities

and living with normal everyday chinks