@porco

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thích_Quảng_Đức

Here you go @Big Meme

thank you

boi is he Thích

*Thícc

oh shit thats the chink monk on the front of rage against the machines album

whoever writes these is super funny and accurate cuz they actually speak like this and it gets my dised going everytime. since ive had like 5 differnt chinese teachers in the past 6 years its funny how they all have like the same english issues

especially when they ask me about their hometown

this one woman lived in like a small village in mongolia and was like oh you know my village? and im like fuck no dude i dont even know the next town over from me let alone your small tent camp

Seems more like a cultural question tho.
Same happened with some Koreans, so I asked them if they knew my home town. Obviously not, but it's something to exchange about.

cause hometown is kinda part of their identity

in most case kinda everyone's identity

most chinks like their hometown but most likely its pretty deprived

And then they ask for mine, I tell them, and they make mafia jokes

But Chinese small towns are often curious places. Actually enjoy hearing about them

I mean I do too. And I understand that. Even my home town is part of my identity. And I love hearing about other peoples hometowns but they always ask if I've heard of it. Why would I. It has a population of like 12 people. I don't just study tiny villages lmao

But usually Chinese villages all have one certain special thing. Either they have historically producing something, or a certain dish, or some historical person being born there etc

Mine is a boring shithole that was involved in some mafia movies

implying porcorosso isnt a mafioso

being in 4chan is already suspicious

4chan suspicious... Hahahavhahajaja !no! .. also so much shit here lately (i have hidden this one)

Chinese mafia is not like American mafia lmao. But mafia movies is even worse

Perks of having chink gf

I need some black porcelain

I require a strong nordic wife

That looks chic

All my plates are black, I bought that set once

Guests always compliment me on that

But only the food is Chinese, so the rest is <#189467888657235970>

Food looks good too, though it looks like you got chinked on shrooms.

Why?

They were dried Chinese low quality shiitake and she soaked them in boiling water because she didn't want to wait

Chinese dry shiitake have a pretty weak taste for some reason anyway compared to the fresh ones

Because I see like 3

But yeah no clue on dried ones tbh

Do you always buy them fresh?

Yeah