and no money for sea?

parents make their children attend swimming classes lol

90% of people I know here know how to swim

possibly because I'm dealing with people from pretty nice backgrounds but yeah

for the pic that @porco posted, who are the guys in the white hats. i probbaly should know but i dont

i personally prefer mainland china but thats cuz im hardcore and biased

@Big Meme white hats? they are hackers. the friendly kind

no i mean the chiggas that look like the kkk but in bondage

@Big Meme my girlfriend and me have been researching for a good hour. All we could find was something about Tibet and a highway shooting. But both most probably unrelated. I assume the /int/ poster who made that picture probably mixed something up with another country since the burning monk was in Vietnam, too

what was the burning monk? i thought that was a pic of buddha and he was enlightnened or some shit i didnt realise it was a legit monk on fire. story behind that?

@porco

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thích_Quảng_Đức

Here you go @Big Meme

thank you

boi is he Thích

*Thícc

oh shit thats the chink monk on the front of rage against the machines album

whoever writes these is super funny and accurate cuz they actually speak like this and it gets my dised going everytime. since ive had like 5 differnt chinese teachers in the past 6 years its funny how they all have like the same english issues

especially when they ask me about their hometown

this one woman lived in like a small village in mongolia and was like oh you know my village? and im like fuck no dude i dont even know the next town over from me let alone your small tent camp

Seems more like a cultural question tho.
Same happened with some Koreans, so I asked them if they knew my home town. Obviously not, but it's something to exchange about.

cause hometown is kinda part of their identity

in most case kinda everyone's identity

most chinks like their hometown but most likely its pretty deprived

And then they ask for mine, I tell them, and they make mafia jokes

But Chinese small towns are often curious places. Actually enjoy hearing about them

I mean I do too. And I understand that. Even my home town is part of my identity. And I love hearing about other peoples hometowns but they always ask if I've heard of it. Why would I. It has a population of like 12 people. I don't just study tiny villages lmao

But usually Chinese villages all have one certain special thing. Either they have historically producing something, or a certain dish, or some historical person being born there etc

Mine is a boring shithole that was involved in some mafia movies

implying porcorosso isnt a mafioso

being in 4chan is already suspicious

4chan suspicious... Hahahavhahajaja !no! .. also so much shit here lately (i have hidden this one)

Chinese mafia is not like American mafia lmao. But mafia movies is even worse

Perks of having chink gf

I need some black porcelain

I require a strong nordic wife

That looks chic