Koreans are also pretty. Some Chinese can be. But again they're all chinks in the end

Japs and Koreans are qualified, competent, but they're messed up in the end

How

messed up in the head

Ah, I haven't seen that in the Japs I've met or made friends with luckily

But for average social life not including any matters regarding work, Chinese are alright

Maybe after they leave China

>koreans
>competent

lmao

When they aren't exposed , they are the worst

semi-competent

Inpossible to make friends here with chinks

they got mighty lucky

china was too poor to produce decent quality chinkshit in the 80s and 90s

so koreans did that

and they got all the money from the world and now have a hard time competing against chinks

Remember when Japan used to.produce cheap.trash and now.they make.some of the best quality products. I hope that happens to china

Might be too much to wish for tho

japans were doing this before koreans too :P

so the trend of copying shit goes west

hmmmmm

Lol

Starting with Africa

finally africa will get rich

Haha that's a good joke

Japanese are competent

Maybe india. I see more and more.of.india doing stuff business wise

Indians, I can't testify on their quality, but I'd grade them below average

based on personal prejudices against them

Poo in loo

Indians suck. I dislike them. Mostly cuz they're hoarding all the basic tech jobs and they fucking suck at it and it's taking my jobs away as a software developer major

Pakistanis are even worse than Indians

because half of them inherit the worst parts of Indian hubris, and the other half will go Jihad on you

ok guys I'll ask her to marry me tomorrow

does anyone know a good chinkshit ring from Ali?

I thought she only had 2 weeka

S

It'll take a good month to ship if the chinks even decide to ship it

kek

haha, marrying a chink with chinkshit ring

it's pottery

to be fair, most probably she will have to apply for a fiancee visa from her homecountry anyway, which would take months

congrats in advance

Not like gold cares about where it was made.

I thought more of plastic <:iosthink:328535776843268105>

@porco get her one of these

I saw this geezer today in parliament visit http://news.memehk.com/img/post/6197_BBC.jpg

alan mak the chink tory mp

idk what this meme is meant to mean tho

"I never use Chinese name, only Alan Mak"

LFMAO

do chinks love taking english-sounding names as much as koreans do?

not even legally binding

just "call me robert even though my name is jiyong"

Legally thier name is Robert though.

Yes they do

apparently, yes

especially in HK

And in school they call each other by their English names sometimes

Which is cringey

I was born in UK so I have an English/Christian first name and chinky last name

Cuz if I called one if my friends back in highschool by their name in Chinese class I'd get called a faggot and probably kicked to death

the chinks at my uni are legit like "hi, my name is rainy" or "please call me sunny"

<:chink:323022148870602752>

Eh, I can get why. Easier and less confusion

I'd rather just call them zhuangquanghuangqi

maybe

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

better yet, an actual english name

Sunny is outdated but technically still a name in the states

More a nickname actually.

there was a chink at my old school called "seaside" I shit you not

with everyone trying to reinvent the wheel with stupid shit names to inflict on thier kids I can see why they would be confused.

girl of course

Kek, was she a hippy or something?

nah, just your usual fresh off the boat chink teen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw129jaW4Sk

I remember when people were proper taking the piss out of him for saying this

What's he supposed to say, shit isn't looking good and things are moving behind the scenes to try and figure thier footing? BBC wouldn't do that to a Labour politician.

This was right after results were declared and they lost their majority

Yeah, I know. I'd say the alliance with DUP was surprisingly fortuitous for the Torys from my angle. Now they are further right and they have a boogeyman to scare centrists and left leaning members with. Compare the haranguing of him to the hand holding they did following the Brexit vote.

There's a lot of infighting in the tory party these days and the DUP have on occasion voted against them, so how long this lasts is anyone's guess

Exciting though.

A few of my classmates from high school got their names legally changed to something english

Like someone got himself named Leon

I forgot the others, but if.they didnt do that calling them by their chinese names without using the proper intonation just sounds wrong

Tfw my chinese name means clean smoke

I dont even know who came up with it, sure as hell wasnt me

yan?

hong kong likes it more than mainland, but in a proper way. HK actually have GOOD english names

mainland is shit like angelababy, shrek, fucking spiderman, etc

gucci, porsche

its either let the kid pick it when they are 3 years old, so its fucking spiderman or happy, or let the parents pick it who dont speak english so its designer brands or famous people (jobs, musk, mark)

it's about 50%. When my students come in we usually suggest giving them an english name, mostly so they feel more connected to the language when they speak it, and most parents are understanding, and 50% are like "no! his name is chenchen!"

or when their kid is named spiderman and i suggest another name they are like "No! He chose spiderman! so thats his name!"

i hate how the parents think they know better than me. They tell me, in chinese, "I think my son's english grammar is poor", well how the fuck would you know? you dont speak english

they just make up shit for their kids to be bad at so they can complain

your son has 100 is everything, where could you possibly be getting this idea from

Do people seriously name themselves Spider-Man?

they are like 3 years old, of course

shrek, spiderman, altaman, ironman etc

but chink kids have zero experience with outside world - they literally just wake up, study/school, go to bed everyday

so they get to age 13 and still dont realize their name is retarded

have no common sense, real world abilities, practical knowledge

they are fucking useless outside of math

Hmm, might be some cash in making a summer camp that teaches life skills there when this gen realizes they've been conned

lmao

TFW don't know spiderman

also HK people have stupidly white names

like David

would you prefer it be muhammed? or abdul?

Traditional Swedish names.

fuck off

Application for a marriage visa takes 3-5 months of waiting time

wew

at this point it might be easier for me to just move to Taiwan

You getting hitched, fella?

Grats?

@kontroll you're a fucking fag

make fun of sweden again i dare you

@Deleted User Cuckistan makes fun of itself. I don't need to help out.

God damn awoo you're insecure

how?

why are Chinese so skinny?

look at this

there are plenty of fat chinese people

They eat that kind of stuff not that often. Their diet is 90% rice and hot water day to day

But damn is it delicious

Some of them eat dogs

Even dogs who are pets gets kidnapped

@kaetaa rice and hot water?

yes we talked about it some weeks ago, hot water is a meme

Basic China knowledge.

Hot water = very healthy.

Cold water = deadly.

I like how my girlfriend used to drink hot tap water, telling me how healthy hot water is. Until I took her to the roof to see the central boiler, which looks disgusting. So I told her: "Look, hot water comes from here. That's what you're drinking. Maybe it's in there for days, maybe weeks. Maybe it's clean, maybe there's a dead rat inside."

now she takes the cold tap water and heats that

are you going to show her cold water pipes?

Cold water is right from the mains

yeah

have you seen the rust on those

and in those

cold water is generally considered safe to drink in Switzerland and controlled frequently

the pipes are really well maintained

Don't use hot water for anything but washing, hot water even from a home boiler tastes weird

obv

oh yeah

don't they drink hot water in china?

since I moved out for uni, hot water gets brought up in every call with chink mum

I still don't know how to listen to 20 mins of chink health advice and still remain polite

got to the point where I said to move on or I'll hang up, after I told multiple times to move on

just smoke that tiger balm B)

no dont be stupid, that gives you alzheimers
you re supposed to rub it into your gum

although tiger balm is fucking magic

for bug bites

and I get about a dozen bites every single week

@Deleted User yes, but its not just that - they think cold water is hazardous to your health, like really fucking dangerous

I had a friend who I met in Texas, he was from the chinese city i live in now, actually. He studied and lived in USA for 5 years without returning to mainland once, and he came back a few months ago for a visit a few times

he was like disgusted. He kept telling me he had culture shock in china and how he wanted to go back to usa

how he didnt realize how shitty everything was in china before, but now that he's back he hated it so much

he even didnt want to spend time with his family - since they would never shut the fuck up about him saying that china is better than USA, pressuring him to do shit etc.

he was here for like 5 days after 5 years visit, then left early to travel in nearby countries

I've been thinking about what I actually like about mainland China and the best I've come up with is there are some nice scenary

they're pretty scarce and far

yeah its tough to get to some of the better ones because you need a bus or something

but they are nice

Well it kindof makes sense i guess that they think cold water is bad for you

i don't think the tap water quality is that good in china

so they probably boil it before drinking or something

trouble is, they often carry that mentality when them when they migrate to first world countries where they know its reasonably safe

case in point: my chink mum

yeah

Cold water =/= dirty water

They don't even drink cold bottled water

Even if the water is safe they drink hot . Has nothing to do with dirty water

They think our bodies are hot hot hot so if you bring your temperature down with cold stuff you'll get sick

lol

weirdos

getting cold does not even make you sick

China would be really great if the Chinese people weren't here.

I'm looking for a taxi and 3 slowed down to pull over, saw that I was a foreigner and then drove off

Racist shitheads.

👍

Tell them about the importance of diversity.

My mum would go on for hours whenever she saw me with a bottle of water, telling me it would give me cancer and that cold water would send me back to the hospital again

You just can't talk them out of it

Chink beliefs are hard coded into them

Push her over the edge by adding ice cubes.

are in in china @kaetaa ?

yes

for almost 2 years

125 days until I can escape :(

why are you there?

studing i assume

teaching english if I remember

the usual expat occupation

oh cool

do you have to know china speak for that?

or do you just have to stand around being the american person

and speak with a american accent

just be an american and you will have a plethora of chinks willing to suck your dick just for that

entire east asia is like that

~mad pollack that couldn't get an asian gf in korea

being an english teacher in eastern asia qualifications:

1. be white
2. speak english decently

3. don't be a slav

this basically

You got me wondering if somewhere in the world exists a chinese child who, because of his teacher, speaks in a russian/chinese accent

Probably is

that's why they don't hire slavs

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/elderly-passenger-tosses-coins-into-plane-s-engine-grounding-9329292?view=DEFAULT

again

Honestly thier fault for not having technopreists asuaging old Chinese lady's fears.

@transience next time they should fling them into the engines

Chinese Technopriests

That scares me more than Tyranids or Necrons

@Deleted User yeah I'm here teaching. And no, you don't need to know Chinese. They actually forbid us from speaking Chinese to the kids during class.

do you have to be a uni grad of licensed teacher?

all of the ones i can find want that

Nah it's all a joke here. To legally work here you just need a bachelor degree in literally anything

And then take a TEFL course

Which is like 120 hour online course thing

But most companies pay for you to take it. Mine did

All the good schools want licensed teachers, but they are few. Most schools just want a white monkey

tfw don't even have a highschool degree

You can work here illegally, but it's tough and I don't recommend it

Cause your employer will own you

And they are scumbags so they will take advantage

Get a GED and take a couple courses in community college, christ

i am

right now

doing community collage

If you're US I think you can get a TEFL with just an associates

Yeah but to legally work in China you need bachellors

Like to get the work visa

They are trying to cut back the uneducated foreigners teaching English

Ah, must be thinking of Korea then.

Awoo, don't come to China. Go to literally any other country

Trust me

You'll have a similar experience in Indonesia or Thailand or something , but without all the headaches

So if I rock up to China and want to be an English teacher with an IT degree I can? What? Lmao

lol

thailand people would hate me

lots of people from my country go to vacations to thailand and behave like assholes

Yes @Droidbot I have a degree in film

They don't give a shit here. If the government let you work with no degree, the schools would be ok with that too

I can guarantee if you come to China on a tourist visa, you could find a teaching job in a day

It's so easy and they hire instantly

So awoo is European

Probably british ?