Message from @porco

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2017-10-19 16:32:30 UTC  

why are Chinese so skinny?

2017-10-19 16:32:36 UTC  

look at this

2017-10-19 16:41:39 UTC  

there are plenty of fat chinese people

2017-10-19 17:20:19 UTC  

They eat that kind of stuff not that often. Their diet is 90% rice and hot water day to day

2017-10-19 17:20:31 UTC  

But damn is it delicious

2017-10-19 17:26:36 UTC  

Some of them eat dogs

2017-10-19 17:26:48 UTC  

Even dogs who are pets gets kidnapped

2017-10-19 18:04:49 UTC  

@kaetaa rice and hot water?

2017-10-19 18:22:22 UTC  

yes we talked about it some weeks ago, hot water is a meme

2017-10-19 18:26:45 UTC  

Basic China knowledge.

2017-10-19 18:26:48 UTC  

Hot water = very healthy.

2017-10-19 18:26:52 UTC  

Cold water = deadly.

2017-10-19 18:44:02 UTC  

I like how my girlfriend used to drink hot tap water, telling me how healthy hot water is. Until I took her to the roof to see the central boiler, which looks disgusting. So I told her: "Look, hot water comes from here. That's what you're drinking. Maybe it's in there for days, maybe weeks. Maybe it's clean, maybe there's a dead rat inside."

2017-10-19 18:44:16 UTC  

now she takes the cold tap water and heats that

2017-10-19 18:44:28 UTC  

are you going to show her cold water pipes?

2017-10-19 18:44:58 UTC  

Cold water is right from the mains

2017-10-19 18:45:09 UTC  

yeah

2017-10-19 18:45:13 UTC  

have you seen the rust on those

2017-10-19 18:45:17 UTC  

and in those

2017-10-19 18:45:24 UTC  

cold water is generally considered safe to drink in Switzerland and controlled frequently

2017-10-19 18:45:41 UTC  

the pipes are really well maintained

2017-10-19 18:45:47 UTC  

Don't use hot water for anything but washing, hot water even from a home boiler tastes weird

2017-10-19 18:46:05 UTC  

obv

2017-10-19 18:51:29 UTC  

oh yeah

2017-10-19 18:51:36 UTC  

don't they drink hot water in china?

2017-10-19 21:28:05 UTC  

since I moved out for uni, hot water gets brought up in every call with chink mum

2017-10-19 21:28:37 UTC  

I still don't know how to listen to 20 mins of chink health advice and still remain polite

2017-10-19 21:29:02 UTC  

got to the point where I said to move on or I'll hang up, after I told multiple times to move on

2017-10-19 21:58:16 UTC  

just smoke that tiger balm B)

2017-10-19 23:09:00 UTC  

no dont be stupid, that gives you alzheimers
you re supposed to rub it into your gum

2017-10-20 01:20:35 UTC  

although tiger balm is fucking magic

2017-10-20 01:20:37 UTC  

for bug bites

2017-10-20 01:38:11 UTC  

and I get about a dozen bites every single week

2017-10-20 03:58:23 UTC  

@Deleted User yes, but its not just that - they think cold water is hazardous to your health, like really fucking dangerous

2017-10-20 04:00:47 UTC  

I had a friend who I met in Texas, he was from the chinese city i live in now, actually. He studied and lived in USA for 5 years without returning to mainland once, and he came back a few months ago for a visit a few times

2017-10-20 04:01:03 UTC  

he was like disgusted. He kept telling me he had culture shock in china and how he wanted to go back to usa

2017-10-20 04:01:19 UTC  

how he didnt realize how shitty everything was in china before, but now that he's back he hated it so much

2017-10-20 04:02:23 UTC  

he even didnt want to spend time with his family - since they would never shut the fuck up about him saying that china is better than USA, pressuring him to do shit etc.

2017-10-20 04:03:10 UTC  

he was here for like 5 days after 5 years visit, then left early to travel in nearby countries

2017-10-20 04:26:41 UTC  

I've been thinking about what I actually like about mainland China and the best I've come up with is there are some nice scenary

2017-10-20 04:27:22 UTC  

they're pretty scarce and far