being an english teacher in eastern asia qualifications:

1. be white
2. speak english decently

3. don't be a slav

this basically

You got me wondering if somewhere in the world exists a chinese child who, because of his teacher, speaks in a russian/chinese accent

Probably is

that's why they don't hire slavs

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/elderly-passenger-tosses-coins-into-plane-s-engine-grounding-9329292?view=DEFAULT

again

Honestly thier fault for not having technopreists asuaging old Chinese lady's fears.

@transience next time they should fling them into the engines

Chinese Technopriests

That scares me more than Tyranids or Necrons

@Deleted User yeah I'm here teaching. And no, you don't need to know Chinese. They actually forbid us from speaking Chinese to the kids during class.

do you have to be a uni grad of licensed teacher?

all of the ones i can find want that

Nah it's all a joke here. To legally work here you just need a bachelor degree in literally anything

And then take a TEFL course

Which is like 120 hour online course thing

But most companies pay for you to take it. Mine did

All the good schools want licensed teachers, but they are few. Most schools just want a white monkey

tfw don't even have a highschool degree

You can work here illegally, but it's tough and I don't recommend it

Cause your employer will own you

And they are scumbags so they will take advantage

Get a GED and take a couple courses in community college, christ

i am

right now

doing community collage

If you're US I think you can get a TEFL with just an associates

Yeah but to legally work in China you need bachellors

Like to get the work visa

They are trying to cut back the uneducated foreigners teaching English

Ah, must be thinking of Korea then.

Awoo, don't come to China. Go to literally any other country

Trust me

You'll have a similar experience in Indonesia or Thailand or something , but without all the headaches

So if I rock up to China and want to be an English teacher with an IT degree I can? What? Lmao

lol

thailand people would hate me

lots of people from my country go to vacations to thailand and behave like assholes

Yes @Droidbot I have a degree in film