Message from @Phatique

Discord ID: 370983055172698124


2017-10-20 13:18:31 UTC  

Tell them about the importance of diversity.

2017-10-20 13:30:50 UTC  

My mum would go on for hours whenever she saw me with a bottle of water, telling me it would give me cancer and that cold water would send me back to the hospital again

2017-10-20 13:31:22 UTC  

You just can't talk them out of it

2017-10-20 13:31:41 UTC  

Chink beliefs are hard coded into them

2017-10-20 13:36:06 UTC  

Push her over the edge by adding ice cubes.

2017-10-20 13:39:06 UTC  

are in in china @kaetaa ?

2017-10-20 14:31:50 UTC  

yes

2017-10-20 14:31:58 UTC  

for almost 2 years

2017-10-20 15:57:41 UTC  

125 days until I can escape :(

2017-10-20 16:56:00 UTC  

why are you there?

2017-10-20 16:56:07 UTC  

studing i assume

2017-10-20 16:57:11 UTC  

teaching english if I remember

2017-10-20 16:57:28 UTC  

the usual expat occupation

2017-10-20 16:57:41 UTC  

oh cool

2017-10-20 16:57:47 UTC  

do you have to know china speak for that?

2017-10-20 16:58:04 UTC  

or do you just have to stand around being the american person

2017-10-20 16:58:12 UTC  

and speak with a american accent

2017-10-20 17:10:40 UTC  

just be an american and you will have a plethora of chinks willing to suck your dick just for that

2017-10-20 17:11:29 UTC  

entire east asia is like that

2017-10-20 17:11:46 UTC  

~mad pollack that couldn't get an asian gf in korea

2017-10-20 17:14:12 UTC  

being an english teacher in eastern asia qualifications:

1. be white
2. speak english decently

2017-10-20 17:15:17 UTC  

3. don't be a slav

2017-10-20 17:24:46 UTC  

this basically

2017-10-20 18:10:58 UTC  

You got me wondering if somewhere in the world exists a chinese child who, because of his teacher, speaks in a russian/chinese accent

2017-10-20 18:19:54 UTC  

Probably is

2017-10-20 18:19:59 UTC  

that's why they don't hire slavs

2017-10-20 18:21:57 UTC  

again

2017-10-20 18:47:04 UTC  

Honestly thier fault for not having technopreists asuaging old Chinese lady's fears.

2017-10-20 18:47:37 UTC  

@transience next time they should fling them into the engines

2017-10-20 19:10:41 UTC  

Chinese Technopriests

2017-10-20 19:12:00 UTC  

That scares me more than Tyranids or Necrons

2017-10-20 23:45:12 UTC  

@Deleted User yeah I'm here teaching. And no, you don't need to know Chinese. They actually forbid us from speaking Chinese to the kids during class.

2017-10-20 23:45:41 UTC  

do you have to be a uni grad of licensed teacher?

2017-10-20 23:46:01 UTC  

all of the ones i can find want that

2017-10-20 23:46:38 UTC  

Nah it's all a joke here. To legally work here you just need a bachelor degree in literally anything

2017-10-20 23:46:43 UTC  

And then take a TEFL course

2017-10-20 23:46:57 UTC  

Which is like 120 hour online course thing

2017-10-20 23:47:09 UTC  

But most companies pay for you to take it. Mine did

2017-10-20 23:47:32 UTC  

All the good schools want licensed teachers, but they are few. Most schools just want a white monkey

2017-10-20 23:47:44 UTC  

tfw don't even have a highschool degree