chink'd

it's funny how much more chinks chink'd their own people

that absolute gut sinking feeling when those chinks who succeed in fucking over the rest

come to the US in EB-5 visas

to carry on their cronyism

and when they find out that the US actually has laws, they decry the system

chinks were reeing here about racism when illegal mainlanders got caught and jailed

almost as if it's illegal to be an illegal immigrant <:thonk:288060975775612929>

The protein powder I got from China is great. My biceps have never been bigger

You might even call them growths

Good for healthy

yeah i ate some chink protein powder and i got 10kg more muscle mass in month

i also glowed a little under UV lamp

That's how you know they used high quality activated almonds

Makes sense,scorpions glow under uv lamp too

and they are 100% natural

that means ,it is good stuff

But did you get the Alex Jones water filter to make sure it's being mixed with only the best water for maximum Chinese herbal technology?

@fruitloops.exe yes. I think it would be more prominent if I was Chinese then I'd know more but as far as I can see yeah there is a little

Everyone seems to dislike Hong Kong and Beijing

Also my Chinese friend wants to go out and get some prostitutes. Should I join in or fake sick to avoid getting CTV (chink transmitted diseases)?

never chinktutes

specialy if your friend gets some "cheap" ones

Why are you even using prostitutes in the era of tinder and bar sluts?

>paying for std

*gosh darn city slickers*

Luckily we just went back to the hotel showered and went to bed

However the chinks in the room next to us started baby making. And even tho there's cement walls here the bed was hitting the wall and the chick was moaning pretending like she could feel that tiny Asian dick. They were loud but it only lasted about 20 seconds. Then silence. Then they started talking but it was muffled. Then silence again

ROFL

did she do those JAV noises?

>chinks

>japanese adult videos noises

Makes me <:thonk:288060975775612929>

all east asians watch JAV

Yea but i guess you just activated my autism when you asked if chinks make japanese adult video noises

Isnt filming porn in chinkland highly illegal

yes

but i heard its like some weird east asian culture

that the girl scream moans during sex not because shes getting pleasured but to make it nicer for the guy

Yeah... they're doing it wrong in that case.

I like when girls cry during sex

i mean women

so that makes the asian porn better to me

http://www.gearbest.com/home-decors/pp_197980.html?wid=21

looks so cool

Going to buy this

and what is point of that thing

please tell me

it is basically fidget spinner for big boys

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Arrival-Convert-Nano-SIM-Card-to-Micro-Standard-Adapter-For-iPhone-5-For-Sale/32734116851.html

your reason not to buy 0,13€ item on ali?

that is trick question

because i will say "because I do not need it"

but i do not need anything that i ever bought on ali

:D

This is cheap thing to wait for and order

and it will pleasant surprise when it comes to your postbox

So like

Chink friend got mad and left

>be me

>be 18

>stuck in hotel in Zhengzhou

>need to get to Beijing in 6 days to catch flight home

>know barely any chinkese

>need to somehow manage to get my ass a five hour bullet train ride north to Beijing

>the don't even know where I am really

Help

Like what should I do. I have this hotel until tomorrow cuz chink friend payed before he walked out on me

I'll probably try and find a train station and get a ticket to beijing. Then maybe just try and find cheap hotels for a couple days. Might go try and see the forbidden city

But yeah I joked about being stuck in China. Now o kind of am. Not sure how this is gunna work out

Also it would be helpful to use my phone as a translator but I can't get a carrier here cuz I'm an Amerifat and so I need wifi and can't always connect

This sucks

I got chinked by the chink

Also just got a text from him I have to pay the room tonight. I thought it was payed for. Fuck me

Jeez

Ya

Put me in your will so I can get your collection of chink shit

I have like literally every XiaoMi product except all the phones so like you'll get a lot of chink shit

Not to mention all the Chinese electronic shit from eBay I've gotten. An Arduino is like $80 a kit but the chinks sell it for $20

lel how did you piss your friend off

also you should be able to get by, just do shit early so youre in the safe zone

If it comes to it you can have your country's embassy point you in the right direction

I was able to get a taxi to go to a mall to get dinner, took a walk, and got a taxi back so I think I'll be okay

Also my friends just pissed cuz he has to stick with me so I don't die and he wants to go do other shit that's not in the direction I want to go.

He wants to go westward cuz he hates being in his hometown and all he wants to do is eat and go to bars and shit. I just want to see chink landmark's. I wanted to go to the Xiaolin Temple but he says it's too boring there

na fuck him man

bars and shit arelame

you go out there and see the real cheena

he HAS to stick with you? what happens if he doesnt

I get lost cuz I don't.know where I am and I don't speak Oracle runes

But like I can go.to bars and shit back home

Actually that's a lie I can't. I'm under 21

But like I don't drink anyway so what's the point. I just found there bum a few fags off people. Have a smoke..go.home. That's it. I want to see Mao Ze's dong or whatever people see here

But aren't you in China

what's the drinking age there

as a bong, I find it crazy that you need to be 21 in some places

most bars are kinda shitty, food can be okay

depends where

most landmark is really shit cause chinks crowd the place like a motherfucker

@Big Meme Why are you in China? Holiday?