Hey

I wouldn't buy it, but damn that's a good price

They're traps for a reason

You fell into a trap

and you can't go back

like Elvis

There are no feminine boys

Exactly

Well there are two genders, at least in a Trump presidency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vx3_2ks5qQ

Just get one of those Microsoft/Logitech microphones that are cheap as fuck

It's the same with everything Trump owns

@StormSplurge Use Premiere

:c

I'm in the UK and in most places here, snow is unheard of

Just get a 5 dollar Microsoft mouse from Wal-Mart

Poland has really dank beer, and generally it's not too bad to visit

I heard Austrian beer is nice too

Why do they need a whole organisation for this?

And alcohol

Or a simple beer or two

If there are specific item numbers in aliexpress, you could just ask Siri to give you a random number and type it in the URL I suppose

I heard it's still illegal but if you keep it low, you'll probably find an aliexpress-esque grass marketplace in the alleyways of china

They also sell really good china

Oh boy

^ was wondering as well

Get a security camera, assign it to your IP, i dont know

You can't really set it up with your standard webcam unless you plan to have your computer on like 24/7

Could do that, yeah

Is it spooky?

So do I actually, but I'll probably buy the Thinkpad X230

/g/enpai said it's okay

And I edit videos so apparently this is the cheapest option

But you can still make them great again

or should I say

/g/reat

/pol/ is reality]

You could I guess

I don't have enough to invest in anything

at the moment, at least

Get the touch bar one to impress the 20-year-old Baristas

Be like "yo get me dat free frappucino bitch"

"n chekkout mah discock"

Starbaacks

To be fair though, it's kinda cool that FCP has the ability to edit and export 5K video

Fucking hell, what's with all these millennials using "literally" in every sentence

I mean good morning

@Nadeko Do you welcome like everyone

aww I thought it would say something

Guys I'm kinda drunk but are drunk dildos the spiky ones?

dragon dildos, fuck

I'm sorry

They have spikes

They're different from your regular branded dildos

I mean I'm no dildo expert but

Is that robbie rotten in your profile pic?

My nigga

We are number rey

They're shocking

You mean agnus

or whatever the shit they sell in burger king

Imagine getting on a date and having sex "I'm into elektro", "oh me too babe" *plays Metallica*

See, @Rey gets it

Sorry

It's just that this chat was active, so I thought "eh", you know?

Just kind of "eh"

I mean electoshock stuff goes hand in hand with a lot of things in aliexpress

that kind of involves electricity

Yeah, god forbid that shit happens to anyone, but at the same time, they deserve it

by shitting on it

shit sorry

very true

to click or not to click

His scream is like Tom from Tom & Jerry

Is it any good?

Oh right, cool

shoo shoo @Nadeko stinky chinky

Not me

@Tendril There were loads of threads on her /x/ back in the day, I wish it would be possible to communicate with her somehow

Didn't someone tried to visit her on one occassion?

http://chip-chan.tumblr.com/faq

Maybe yes, maybe she's just mentally ill, which seems to be the case

Sad but true

Like that Metallica song

god...

lol

Merry christmas you chinks

(in advance)

I heard Gearbest is having one, not sure about the rest

Nah, GTA V is pretty good, unless GTA VI comes out

Which is unlikely

It is, absolutely

Just Cause 2 is on sale at the moment, really cheap, really good

You should get it bruh

Ayy

lmao

Also, Watch_Dogs

2

What OS do you plan on getting btw?

Ah fair enough