Message from @Big Meme

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2017-06-19 19:10:52 UTC  

but i heard its like some weird east asian culture

2017-06-19 19:11:22 UTC  

that the girl scream moans during sex not because shes getting pleasured but to make it nicer for the guy

2017-06-19 19:24:31 UTC  

Yeah... they're doing it wrong in that case.

2017-06-19 19:36:01 UTC  

I like when girls cry during sex

2017-06-19 19:36:04 UTC  

i mean women

2017-06-19 19:36:14 UTC  

so that makes the asian porn better to me

2017-06-19 23:17:48 UTC  

looks so cool

2017-06-19 23:17:52 UTC  

Going to buy this

2017-06-19 23:19:50 UTC  

and what is point of that thing

2017-06-19 23:19:52 UTC  

please tell me

2017-06-19 23:26:18 UTC  

it is basically fidget spinner for big boys

2017-06-19 23:43:17 UTC  

your reason not to buy 0,13€ item on ali?

2017-06-19 23:57:16 UTC  

that is trick question

2017-06-19 23:57:24 UTC  

because i will say "because I do not need it"

2017-06-19 23:57:32 UTC  

but i do not need anything that i ever bought on ali

2017-06-19 23:57:33 UTC  

:D

2017-06-19 23:59:40 UTC  

This is cheap thing to wait for and order

2017-06-20 00:00:17 UTC  

and it will pleasant surprise when it comes to your postbox

2017-06-20 05:24:15 UTC  

So like

2017-06-20 05:24:20 UTC  

Chink friend got mad and left

2017-06-20 05:24:26 UTC  

>be me

2017-06-20 05:24:30 UTC  

>be 18

2017-06-20 05:24:37 UTC  

>stuck in hotel in Zhengzhou

2017-06-20 05:24:54 UTC  

>need to get to Beijing in 6 days to catch flight home

2017-06-20 05:25:03 UTC  

>know barely any chinkese

2017-06-20 05:25:28 UTC  

>need to somehow manage to get my ass a five hour bullet train ride north to Beijing

2017-06-20 05:25:38 UTC  

>the don't even know where I am really

2017-06-20 05:26:30 UTC  

Help

2017-06-20 05:27:24 UTC  

Like what should I do. I have this hotel until tomorrow cuz chink friend payed before he walked out on me

2017-06-20 05:28:11 UTC  

I'll probably try and find a train station and get a ticket to beijing. Then maybe just try and find cheap hotels for a couple days. Might go try and see the forbidden city

2017-06-20 05:29:10 UTC  

But yeah I joked about being stuck in China. Now o kind of am. Not sure how this is gunna work out

2017-06-20 05:29:43 UTC  

Also it would be helpful to use my phone as a translator but I can't get a carrier here cuz I'm an Amerifat and so I need wifi and can't always connect

2017-06-20 05:29:45 UTC  

This sucks

2017-06-20 05:41:30 UTC  

I got chinked by the chink

2017-06-20 05:41:47 UTC  

Also just got a text from him I have to pay the room tonight. I thought it was payed for. Fuck me

2017-06-20 05:43:03 UTC  

Jeez

2017-06-20 07:47:50 UTC  

Ya

2017-06-20 07:48:30 UTC  

Put me in your will so I can get your collection of chink shit

2017-06-20 07:53:30 UTC  

I have like literally every XiaoMi product except all the phones so like you'll get a lot of chink shit