Message from @waffleninja

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2017-06-18 08:09:09 UTC  

actually that was a city not a province

2017-06-18 12:27:32 UTC  

my fiance says one province is known for being criminals

2017-06-18 12:27:46 UTC  

its like if you say "this criminal is from X", "oh yeah, of course he is, all criminals are"

2017-06-18 12:27:58 UTC  

but if you said another province, theyd be like "wow, im surprised they arent from x"

2017-06-18 13:11:50 UTC  

haha which province? i think they say that about the muslim minorities

2017-06-18 13:11:57 UTC  

the ughyurs or something

2017-06-18 20:30:51 UTC  

taiwan isnt china reeeee

2017-06-18 22:23:57 UTC  

not even the knockoffs

2017-06-18 22:24:06 UTC  

see aconite tea

2017-06-18 22:24:11 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-06-18 23:01:00 UTC  

chink'd

2017-06-18 23:01:19 UTC  

it's funny how much more chinks chink'd their own people

2017-06-18 23:58:25 UTC  

that absolute gut sinking feeling when those chinks who succeed in fucking over the rest

2017-06-18 23:58:32 UTC  

come to the US in EB-5 visas

2017-06-18 23:58:39 UTC  

to carry on their cronyism

2017-06-18 23:59:57 UTC  

and when they find out that the US actually has laws, they decry the system

2017-06-19 00:41:46 UTC  

chinks were reeing here about racism when illegal mainlanders got caught and jailed

2017-06-19 00:42:07 UTC  

almost as if it's illegal to be an illegal immigrant <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-06-19 10:49:51 UTC  

The protein powder I got from China is great. My biceps have never been bigger

2017-06-19 10:49:57 UTC  

You might even call them growths

2017-06-19 12:08:05 UTC  

Good for healthy

2017-06-19 12:12:22 UTC  

yeah i ate some chink protein powder and i got 10kg more muscle mass in month

2017-06-19 12:12:32 UTC  

i also glowed a little under UV lamp

2017-06-19 12:14:34 UTC  

That's how you know they used high quality activated almonds

2017-06-19 12:15:11 UTC  

Makes sense,scorpions glow under uv lamp too

2017-06-19 12:15:15 UTC  

and they are 100% natural

2017-06-19 12:15:19 UTC  

that means ,it is good stuff

2017-06-19 14:27:13 UTC  

But did you get the Alex Jones water filter to make sure it's being mixed with only the best water for maximum Chinese herbal technology?

2017-06-19 15:05:56 UTC  

@fruitloops.exe yes. I think it would be more prominent if I was Chinese then I'd know more but as far as I can see yeah there is a little

2017-06-19 15:06:11 UTC  

Everyone seems to dislike Hong Kong and Beijing

2017-06-19 15:07:02 UTC  

Also my Chinese friend wants to go out and get some prostitutes. Should I join in or fake sick to avoid getting CTV (chink transmitted diseases)?

2017-06-19 15:16:38 UTC  

never chinktutes

2017-06-19 15:16:54 UTC  

specialy if your friend gets some "cheap" ones

2017-06-19 15:47:39 UTC  

Why are you even using prostitutes in the era of tinder and bar sluts?

2017-06-19 15:49:37 UTC  

>paying for std

2017-06-19 16:15:40 UTC  

*gosh darn city slickers*

2017-06-19 17:28:33 UTC  

Luckily we just went back to the hotel showered and went to bed

2017-06-19 17:30:14 UTC  

However the chinks in the room next to us started baby making. And even tho there's cement walls here the bed was hitting the wall and the chick was moaning pretending like she could feel that tiny Asian dick. They were loud but it only lasted about 20 seconds. Then silence. Then they started talking but it was muffled. Then silence again

2017-06-19 19:02:00 UTC  

ROFL

2017-06-19 19:02:32 UTC  

did she do those JAV noises?