*gosh darn city slickers*

Luckily we just went back to the hotel showered and went to bed

However the chinks in the room next to us started baby making. And even tho there's cement walls here the bed was hitting the wall and the chick was moaning pretending like she could feel that tiny Asian dick. They were loud but it only lasted about 20 seconds. Then silence. Then they started talking but it was muffled. Then silence again

ROFL

did she do those JAV noises?

>chinks

>japanese adult videos noises

Makes me <:thonk:288060975775612929>

all east asians watch JAV

Yea but i guess you just activated my autism when you asked if chinks make japanese adult video noises

Isnt filming porn in chinkland highly illegal

yes

but i heard its like some weird east asian culture

that the girl scream moans during sex not because shes getting pleasured but to make it nicer for the guy

Yeah... they're doing it wrong in that case.

I like when girls cry during sex

i mean women

so that makes the asian porn better to me

http://www.gearbest.com/home-decors/pp_197980.html?wid=21

looks so cool

Going to buy this

and what is point of that thing

please tell me

it is basically fidget spinner for big boys

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Arrival-Convert-Nano-SIM-Card-to-Micro-Standard-Adapter-For-iPhone-5-For-Sale/32734116851.html

your reason not to buy 0,13€ item on ali?

that is trick question

because i will say "because I do not need it"

but i do not need anything that i ever bought on ali

:D

This is cheap thing to wait for and order

and it will pleasant surprise when it comes to your postbox

So like

Chink friend got mad and left

>be me

>be 18

>stuck in hotel in Zhengzhou

>need to get to Beijing in 6 days to catch flight home

>know barely any chinkese

>need to somehow manage to get my ass a five hour bullet train ride north to Beijing

>the don't even know where I am really