Message from @swigs

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2017-06-18 06:04:04 UTC  

And I mean lik darknet silk road not that middle school history class meme

2017-06-18 07:25:53 UTC  

well you get to be a chinese merchant selling silk

2017-06-18 07:26:00 UTC  

that sounds more fun

2017-06-18 07:59:16 UTC  

@Big Meme Are there stereotypes about provinces like there are in for the states?

2017-06-18 08:08:11 UTC  

probably

2017-06-18 08:08:20 UTC  

they are all distinct the regions of cheena

2017-06-18 08:08:36 UTC  

like apparently my parents place is known for prostitutes? hm... <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-06-18 08:09:09 UTC  

actually that was a city not a province

2017-06-18 12:27:32 UTC  

my fiance says one province is known for being criminals

2017-06-18 12:27:46 UTC  

its like if you say "this criminal is from X", "oh yeah, of course he is, all criminals are"

2017-06-18 12:27:58 UTC  

but if you said another province, theyd be like "wow, im surprised they arent from x"

2017-06-18 13:11:50 UTC  

haha which province? i think they say that about the muslim minorities

2017-06-18 13:11:57 UTC  

the ughyurs or something

2017-06-18 20:30:51 UTC  

taiwan isnt china reeeee

2017-06-18 22:23:57 UTC  

not even the knockoffs

2017-06-18 22:24:06 UTC  

see aconite tea

2017-06-18 22:24:11 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-06-18 23:01:00 UTC  

chink'd

2017-06-18 23:01:19 UTC  

it's funny how much more chinks chink'd their own people

2017-06-18 23:58:25 UTC  

that absolute gut sinking feeling when those chinks who succeed in fucking over the rest

2017-06-18 23:58:32 UTC  

come to the US in EB-5 visas

2017-06-18 23:58:39 UTC  

to carry on their cronyism

2017-06-18 23:59:57 UTC  

and when they find out that the US actually has laws, they decry the system

2017-06-19 00:41:46 UTC  

chinks were reeing here about racism when illegal mainlanders got caught and jailed

2017-06-19 00:42:07 UTC  

almost as if it's illegal to be an illegal immigrant <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-06-19 10:49:51 UTC  

The protein powder I got from China is great. My biceps have never been bigger

2017-06-19 10:49:57 UTC  

You might even call them growths

2017-06-19 12:08:05 UTC  

Good for healthy

2017-06-19 12:12:22 UTC  

yeah i ate some chink protein powder and i got 10kg more muscle mass in month

2017-06-19 12:12:32 UTC  

i also glowed a little under UV lamp

2017-06-19 12:14:34 UTC  

That's how you know they used high quality activated almonds

2017-06-19 12:15:11 UTC  

Makes sense,scorpions glow under uv lamp too

2017-06-19 12:15:15 UTC  

and they are 100% natural

2017-06-19 12:15:19 UTC  

that means ,it is good stuff

2017-06-19 14:27:13 UTC  

But did you get the Alex Jones water filter to make sure it's being mixed with only the best water for maximum Chinese herbal technology?

2017-06-19 15:05:56 UTC  

@fruitloops.exe yes. I think it would be more prominent if I was Chinese then I'd know more but as far as I can see yeah there is a little

2017-06-19 15:06:11 UTC  

Everyone seems to dislike Hong Kong and Beijing

2017-06-19 15:07:02 UTC  

Also my Chinese friend wants to go out and get some prostitutes. Should I join in or fake sick to avoid getting CTV (chink transmitted diseases)?

2017-06-19 15:16:38 UTC  

never chinktutes

2017-06-19 15:16:54 UTC  

specialy if your friend gets some "cheap" ones