Message from @plasticsword

Discord ID: 326749789150773249


2017-06-20 07:48:30 UTC  

Put me in your will so I can get your collection of chink shit

2017-06-20 07:53:30 UTC  

I have like literally every XiaoMi product except all the phones so like you'll get a lot of chink shit

2017-06-20 07:54:11 UTC  

Not to mention all the Chinese electronic shit from eBay I've gotten. An Arduino is like $80 a kit but the chinks sell it for $20

2017-06-20 08:25:52 UTC  

lel how did you piss your friend off

2017-06-20 08:26:06 UTC  

also you should be able to get by, just do shit early so youre in the safe zone

2017-06-20 08:28:33 UTC  

If it comes to it you can have your country's embassy point you in the right direction

2017-06-20 11:44:48 UTC  

I was able to get a taxi to go to a mall to get dinner, took a walk, and got a taxi back so I think I'll be okay

2017-06-20 11:45:46 UTC  

Also my friends just pissed cuz he has to stick with me so I don't die and he wants to go do other shit that's not in the direction I want to go.

2017-06-20 11:46:38 UTC  

He wants to go westward cuz he hates being in his hometown and all he wants to do is eat and go to bars and shit. I just want to see chink landmark's. I wanted to go to the Xiaolin Temple but he says it's too boring there

2017-06-20 12:31:23 UTC  

na fuck him man

2017-06-20 12:31:28 UTC  

bars and shit arelame

2017-06-20 12:31:36 UTC  

you go out there and see the real cheena

2017-06-20 12:32:16 UTC  

he HAS to stick with you? what happens if he doesnt

2017-06-20 13:15:24 UTC  

I get lost cuz I don't.know where I am and I don't speak Oracle runes

2017-06-20 13:15:33 UTC  

But like I can go.to bars and shit back home

2017-06-20 13:15:40 UTC  

Actually that's a lie I can't. I'm under 21

2017-06-20 13:16:25 UTC  

But like I don't drink anyway so what's the point. I just found there bum a few fags off people. Have a smoke..go.home. That's it. I want to see Mao Ze's dong or whatever people see here

2017-06-20 13:16:59 UTC  

But aren't you in China

2017-06-20 13:17:03 UTC  

what's the drinking age there

2017-06-20 13:17:20 UTC  

as a bong, I find it crazy that you need to be 21 in some places

2017-06-20 15:47:00 UTC  

most bars are kinda shitty, food can be okay

2017-06-20 15:47:34 UTC  

depends where

2017-06-20 15:47:38 UTC  

most landmark is really shit cause chinks crowd the place like a motherfucker

2017-06-20 20:27:29 UTC  

@Big Meme Why are you in China? Holiday?

2017-06-20 22:34:37 UTC  

wei zhong must have gave them a big cheque <:chink:323022148870602752> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71AODpPycx4

2017-06-21 04:49:17 UTC  

you can trace the overseas communities to villages with that map

2017-06-21 13:37:10 UTC  

LMAO

2017-06-21 15:42:46 UTC  

Hahahaha too bad

2017-06-22 00:26:00 UTC  

ur a big guy

2017-06-22 00:26:00 UTC  

ur a big guy

2017-06-22 00:26:03 UTC  

ur a big guy

2017-06-22 02:30:07 UTC  

Are you complete laowai or chink ancestry?

2017-06-22 04:40:12 UTC  

anglosphere BTFO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/327306757162532865/uo01jl6mo25z.jpg

2017-06-22 04:56:05 UTC  

unitless figures

2017-06-22 04:56:13 UTC  

average wait time in bananas

2017-06-22 04:56:21 UTC  

oh it says days

2017-06-22 17:00:14 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rILKm-DC06A
are these guys who sometimes rap in broken english big in china?

2017-06-22 18:06:58 UTC  

@Big Meme What brought you to china?

2017-06-23 04:21:41 UTC  

and what do you think of it now