>know barely any chinkese

>need to somehow manage to get my ass a five hour bullet train ride north to Beijing

>the don't even know where I am really

Help

Like what should I do. I have this hotel until tomorrow cuz chink friend payed before he walked out on me

I'll probably try and find a train station and get a ticket to beijing. Then maybe just try and find cheap hotels for a couple days. Might go try and see the forbidden city

But yeah I joked about being stuck in China. Now o kind of am. Not sure how this is gunna work out

Also it would be helpful to use my phone as a translator but I can't get a carrier here cuz I'm an Amerifat and so I need wifi and can't always connect

This sucks

I got chinked by the chink

Also just got a text from him I have to pay the room tonight. I thought it was payed for. Fuck me

Jeez

Ya

Put me in your will so I can get your collection of chink shit

I have like literally every XiaoMi product except all the phones so like you'll get a lot of chink shit

Not to mention all the Chinese electronic shit from eBay I've gotten. An Arduino is like $80 a kit but the chinks sell it for $20

lel how did you piss your friend off

also you should be able to get by, just do shit early so youre in the safe zone

If it comes to it you can have your country's embassy point you in the right direction

I was able to get a taxi to go to a mall to get dinner, took a walk, and got a taxi back so I think I'll be okay

Also my friends just pissed cuz he has to stick with me so I don't die and he wants to go do other shit that's not in the direction I want to go.

He wants to go westward cuz he hates being in his hometown and all he wants to do is eat and go to bars and shit. I just want to see chink landmark's. I wanted to go to the Xiaolin Temple but he says it's too boring there

na fuck him man

bars and shit arelame

you go out there and see the real cheena

he HAS to stick with you? what happens if he doesnt

I get lost cuz I don't.know where I am and I don't speak Oracle runes

But like I can go.to bars and shit back home

Actually that's a lie I can't. I'm under 21

But like I don't drink anyway so what's the point. I just found there bum a few fags off people. Have a smoke..go.home. That's it. I want to see Mao Ze's dong or whatever people see here

But aren't you in China

what's the drinking age there

as a bong, I find it crazy that you need to be 21 in some places

most bars are kinda shitty, food can be okay

depends where

most landmark is really shit cause chinks crowd the place like a motherfucker

@Big Meme Why are you in China? Holiday?

wei zhong must have gave them a big cheque <:chink:323022148870602752> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71AODpPycx4

https://68.media.tumblr.com/e62c8e327cba933c40e649b847675663/tumblr_orktobqJOU1rasnq9o1_1280.png

you can trace the overseas communities to villages with that map

LMAO