and when they find out that the US actually has laws, they decry the system

chinks were reeing here about racism when illegal mainlanders got caught and jailed

almost as if it's illegal to be an illegal immigrant <:thonk:288060975775612929>

The protein powder I got from China is great. My biceps have never been bigger

You might even call them growths

Good for healthy

yeah i ate some chink protein powder and i got 10kg more muscle mass in month

i also glowed a little under UV lamp

That's how you know they used high quality activated almonds

Makes sense,scorpions glow under uv lamp too

and they are 100% natural

that means ,it is good stuff

But did you get the Alex Jones water filter to make sure it's being mixed with only the best water for maximum Chinese herbal technology?

@fruitloops.exe yes. I think it would be more prominent if I was Chinese then I'd know more but as far as I can see yeah there is a little

Everyone seems to dislike Hong Kong and Beijing

Also my Chinese friend wants to go out and get some prostitutes. Should I join in or fake sick to avoid getting CTV (chink transmitted diseases)?

never chinktutes

specialy if your friend gets some "cheap" ones

Why are you even using prostitutes in the era of tinder and bar sluts?

>paying for std

*gosh darn city slickers*

Luckily we just went back to the hotel showered and went to bed

However the chinks in the room next to us started baby making. And even tho there's cement walls here the bed was hitting the wall and the chick was moaning pretending like she could feel that tiny Asian dick. They were loud but it only lasted about 20 seconds. Then silence. Then they started talking but it was muffled. Then silence again

ROFL

did she do those JAV noises?

>chinks

>japanese adult videos noises

Makes me <:thonk:288060975775612929>

all east asians watch JAV

Yea but i guess you just activated my autism when you asked if chinks make japanese adult video noises

Isnt filming porn in chinkland highly illegal

yes

but i heard its like some weird east asian culture

that the girl scream moans during sex not because shes getting pleasured but to make it nicer for the guy

Yeah... they're doing it wrong in that case.

I like when girls cry during sex

i mean women

so that makes the asian porn better to me

http://www.gearbest.com/home-decors/pp_197980.html?wid=21

looks so cool

Going to buy this