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oh I thought it was an asian guy throwing an african child into the trash at first
No lol
Chinese think kids don't know how to hold their pee or shit, so the very second the kid says "I gotta pee", they drop trousers wherever they are
I've seen a 4 year old piss on the floor inside a KFC, and the parents just kept eating afterwards
While sitting within a meter of a toilet
Defend that, chink sympathizers.
yeah thats fucking gross
when will they learn?
When I ask locals about it they INSIST it's rural folk shitting up the cities
They blame anything and everything on rural folk in cities
isn't your gf technically rural folk in cities?
no shes a city chick
im more rural than her by a long shot
there is a mainland china grill in my flat at uni and she just invited a bunch of loud mainlanders over
all of which can barely into english and speak mandarin exclusively
<:thenk:329322130804047872>
thats a shabby excuse not to mingle with them
what are they doing?
if they cook, just join in
you can communicate with writing signs on paper, right?
@transience brag about your AliExpress level
I can type but not write chink <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Bring your laptop
Tell them you know serpentza
"y-you guys like xiaomi?"
Stop being so chinky and be the guailo you are
@transience offer them bitcoins if they'll be your friend
and here's the funny part
never pay up
<:chink:323022148870602752>
If they left China but don't have a burner PayPal and a bitcoin wallet they wouldn't care about bitcoin
@Deleted User obviously the only accept satoshis vision Bitcoin Cash
my dorm is lousy with chinks and i'm in germany
they always hog all the cooking devices in the kitchn and sit there making food for hours
ๅฟซ็น kuai dianr
if they respond: ้ญๅด
louder the better
Breaking news from my uni
we just got chinked in our own flat
witness the chink stay with chinks phenomenon in our own kitchen
mainland girl brought 4 girls and 2 guys over to our kitchen
so our cramped dining table got separated into two
one half mainland chinks, one half the people who actually live here
they were just drinking fosters and playing with kitchen knives
<:chink:323022148870602752>
they have been here for 6 hours+ and and everyone is talking about how loud they are
bone the mainland girl
I wouldn't know what to do
BREAKING NEWS
Random chink guy strolls into the kitchen at 10:45pm looking for something
and I just happened to be there <:thenk:329322130804047872>
oh god
they're multiplying
@transience did you break the rule and feed one of them after midnight?
should offer them a glass of cold water
bad for healthy <:chink:323022148870602752>
Leave fans on while they're asleep I hear it can kill them
Was that even a Chinese thing? I forgot
They're all spooked over leaving fans on at night and so all chink fans has built-in timers so they don't stay on overnight
Right?
Fans are safe in China. ๐
Escalators aren't
dont chinese kids always get killed on escalators
>didn't stay in the cave
He will regret this decision for the rest of his life
He was so beta that they just straight up forgot about him
They get killed in lots of ways.
No children seats or seatbelts
Back window blocked
They really have no idea or concept of safety and then go ballistic when someone dies and blames the doctors - then they attack the doctor
jesus
thats fucked
why do they insist on just ignorant collectivism
It looks really comfy tbh
Chinks think abandoning their animals outside is doing them a favor, like "now he can be free in the wild"
When they usually just die pretty quick
They take these big dogs and keep them in small apartments
Man, fucking city shits do this in the states too. At best you get a bunch of feral dogs and cats wreaking havoc.
The dogs look so cute too, it's a shame.
Aw fuck, that Tibetan saw the chink skinning alive thing. Seriously what the hell is even up with that.
Kind of the fault of Tibetans too, breeding dogs for memes is a terrible idea.
The chinks are back in my flat again
wow
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Ask about the skinning animals alive thing. Never got a straight answer why other than some Confucius say bullshit
Lock the dog in your room, they gon cook it
poor dogs, tibetan mastiffs are top tier dogs
ask them about if any of them feel the desire to chop off the feet of girls as tribute to their supreme leaders
All the girls I work with are in the mid to late 20s and don't want to be referred to as women they want to be children
Chinese girls are obsessed with youth to the point it's creepy
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More chinese neighbour news from flat
<:chink:323022148870602752>
Who smokes indoors
Thats just stupid
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