shit-about-asia

Discord ID: 248100475054850050


45,958 total messages. Viewing 100 per page.
Prev | Page 104/460 | Next

2017-09-23 12:23:08 UTC

oh I thought it was an asian guy throwing an african child into the trash at first

2017-09-23 12:23:14 UTC

No lol

2017-09-23 12:23:57 UTC

Chinese think kids don't know how to hold their pee or shit, so the very second the kid says "I gotta pee", they drop trousers wherever they are

2017-09-23 12:24:22 UTC

I've seen a 4 year old piss on the floor inside a KFC, and the parents just kept eating afterwards

2017-09-23 12:24:35 UTC

While sitting within a meter of a toilet

2017-09-23 12:24:50 UTC

Defend that, chink sympathizers.

2017-09-23 13:39:55 UTC

yeah thats fucking gross

2017-09-23 13:40:05 UTC

when will they learn?

2017-09-23 14:07:04 UTC

When I ask locals about it they INSIST it's rural folk shitting up the cities

2017-09-23 14:07:17 UTC

They blame anything and everything on rural folk in cities

2017-09-23 14:23:44 UTC

isn't your gf technically rural folk in cities?

2017-09-23 14:37:02 UTC

no shes a city chick

2017-09-23 14:37:09 UTC

im more rural than her by a long shot

2017-09-23 15:32:57 UTC

there is a mainland china grill in my flat at uni and she just invited a bunch of loud mainlanders over

2017-09-23 15:33:10 UTC

all of which can barely into english and speak mandarin exclusively

2017-09-23 15:33:13 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-09-23 16:03:59 UTC

thats a shabby excuse not to mingle with them

2017-09-23 16:04:05 UTC

what are they doing?

2017-09-23 16:04:18 UTC

if they cook, just join in

2017-09-23 16:04:40 UTC

you can communicate with writing signs on paper, right?

2017-09-23 16:13:13 UTC

@transience brag about your AliExpress level

2017-09-23 16:13:51 UTC

I can type but not write chink <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-09-23 16:20:27 UTC

Bring your laptop

2017-09-23 16:20:34 UTC

Tell them you know serpentza

2017-09-23 16:27:45 UTC

"y-you guys like xiaomi?"

2017-09-23 16:32:01 UTC

Stop being so chinky and be the guailo you are

2017-09-23 17:35:33 UTC

@transience offer them bitcoins if they'll be your friend

2017-09-23 17:35:38 UTC

and here's the funny part

2017-09-23 17:35:41 UTC

never pay up

2017-09-23 17:35:48 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-09-23 17:36:55 UTC

If they left China but don't have a burner PayPal and a bitcoin wallet they wouldn't care about bitcoin

2017-09-23 17:41:41 UTC

@Deleted User obviously the only accept satoshis vision Bitcoin Cash

2017-09-23 18:54:31 UTC

my dorm is lousy with chinks and i'm in germany

2017-09-23 18:54:50 UTC

they always hog all the cooking devices in the kitchn and sit there making food for hours

2017-09-23 19:55:33 UTC

ๅฟซ็‚น kuai dianr

2017-09-23 19:57:59 UTC

if they respond: ้—ญๅ˜ด

2017-09-23 19:58:45 UTC

louder the better

2017-09-23 19:58:50 UTC

Breaking news from my uni

2017-09-23 19:59:00 UTC

we just got chinked in our own flat

2017-09-23 19:59:11 UTC

witness the chink stay with chinks phenomenon in our own kitchen

2017-09-23 19:59:24 UTC

mainland girl brought 4 girls and 2 guys over to our kitchen

2017-09-23 19:59:41 UTC

so our cramped dining table got separated into two

2017-09-23 19:59:55 UTC

one half mainland chinks, one half the people who actually live here

2017-09-23 20:00:11 UTC

they were just drinking fosters and playing with kitchen knives

2017-09-23 20:00:13 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-09-23 20:00:42 UTC

they have been here for 6 hours+ and and everyone is talking about how loud they are

2017-09-23 20:02:15 UTC

bone the mainland girl

2017-09-23 20:02:18 UTC

I wouldn't know what to do

2017-09-23 21:41:14 UTC

BREAKING NEWS

2017-09-23 21:41:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/361265797449908254/Capture.PNG

2017-09-23 21:41:39 UTC

Random chink guy strolls into the kitchen at 10:45pm looking for something

2017-09-23 21:41:51 UTC

and I just happened to be there <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-09-23 21:59:20 UTC

oh god

2017-09-23 21:59:24 UTC

they're multiplying

2017-09-23 21:59:45 UTC

@transience did you break the rule and feed one of them after midnight?

2017-09-23 22:21:20 UTC

should offer them a glass of cold water

2017-09-23 22:21:26 UTC

bad for healthy <:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-09-23 22:22:22 UTC

Leave fans on while they're asleep I hear it can kill them

2017-09-23 22:22:59 UTC

Was that even a Chinese thing? I forgot

2017-09-23 22:24:01 UTC

They're all spooked over leaving fans on at night and so all chink fans has built-in timers so they don't stay on overnight

2017-09-23 22:24:54 UTC

@Tribit No, that's Korean.

2017-09-23 22:25:05 UTC

Right?

2017-09-23 22:25:17 UTC

Fans are safe in China. ๐Ÿ‘

2017-09-23 22:25:37 UTC

Escalators aren't

2017-09-23 23:06:54 UTC

dont chinese kids always get killed on escalators

2017-09-23 23:09:12 UTC

>didn't stay in the cave
He will regret this decision for the rest of his life

2017-09-23 23:09:55 UTC

He was so beta that they just straight up forgot about him

2017-09-23 23:17:49 UTC

They get killed in lots of ways.

2017-09-23 23:19:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/361290454135865344/mmexport1505536439103.jpg

2017-09-23 23:19:31 UTC

No children seats or seatbelts

2017-09-23 23:19:34 UTC

Back window blocked

2017-09-23 23:20:07 UTC

They really have no idea or concept of safety and then go ballistic when someone dies and blames the doctors - then they attack the doctor

2017-09-24 00:15:57 UTC

jesus

2017-09-24 00:16:01 UTC

thats fucked

2017-09-24 00:16:31 UTC

why do they insist on just ignorant collectivism

2017-09-24 00:30:54 UTC

It looks really comfy tbh

2017-09-24 00:52:49 UTC

Chinks think abandoning their animals outside is doing them a favor, like "now he can be free in the wild"

2017-09-24 00:53:00 UTC

When they usually just die pretty quick

2017-09-24 00:55:21 UTC

They take these big dogs and keep them in small apartments

2017-09-24 01:10:51 UTC

Man, fucking city shits do this in the states too. At best you get a bunch of feral dogs and cats wreaking havoc.

2017-09-24 01:11:11 UTC

The dogs look so cute too, it's a shame.

2017-09-24 01:14:18 UTC

Aw fuck, that Tibetan saw the chink skinning alive thing. Seriously what the hell is even up with that.

Kind of the fault of Tibetans too, breeding dogs for memes is a terrible idea.

2017-09-24 01:24:21 UTC

The chinks are back in my flat again

2017-09-24 01:24:21 UTC

wow

2017-09-24 01:24:28 UTC

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-09-24 01:24:59 UTC

Ask about the skinning animals alive thing. Never got a straight answer why other than some Confucius say bullshit

2017-09-24 01:27:39 UTC

Lock the dog in your room, they gon cook it

2017-09-24 02:40:07 UTC

poor dogs, tibetan mastiffs are top tier dogs

2017-09-24 10:18:19 UTC

ask them about if any of them feel the desire to chop off the feet of girls as tribute to their supreme leaders

2017-09-24 11:03:53 UTC

All the girls I work with are in the mid to late 20s and don't want to be referred to as women they want to be children

2017-09-24 11:04:03 UTC

Chinese girls are obsessed with youth to the point it's creepy

2017-09-24 12:20:32 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2017-09-24 12:37:29 UTC

More chinese neighbour news from flat

2017-09-24 12:37:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/361491368645754881/Capture.png

2017-09-24 12:37:42 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-09-24 12:39:17 UTC

Who smokes indoors

2017-09-24 12:39:30 UTC

Thats just stupid

45,958 total messages. Viewing 100 per page.
Prev | Page 104/460 | Next