Message from @transience
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@transience brag about your AliExpress level
I can type but not write chink <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Bring your laptop
Tell them you know serpentza
"y-you guys like xiaomi?"
Stop being so chinky and be the guailo you are
@transience offer them bitcoins if they'll be your friend
and here's the funny part
never pay up
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If they left China but don't have a burner PayPal and a bitcoin wallet they wouldn't care about bitcoin
@Deleted User obviously the only accept satoshis vision Bitcoin Cash
my dorm is lousy with chinks and i'm in germany
they always hog all the cooking devices in the kitchn and sit there making food for hours
快点 kuai dianr
if they respond: 闭嘴
louder the better
Breaking news from my uni
we just got chinked in our own flat
witness the chink stay with chinks phenomenon in our own kitchen
so our cramped dining table got separated into two
one half mainland chinks, one half the people who actually live here
they were just drinking fosters and playing with kitchen knives
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they have been here for 6 hours+ and and everyone is talking about how loud they are
bone the mainland girl
I wouldn't know what to do
BREAKING NEWS
Random chink guy strolls into the kitchen at 10:45pm looking for something
and I just happened to be there <:thenk:329322130804047872>
oh god
they're multiplying
@transience did you break the rule and feed one of them after midnight?
should offer them a glass of cold water
bad for healthy <:chink:323022148870602752>
Leave fans on while they're asleep I hear it can kill them
Was that even a Chinese thing? I forgot
They're all spooked over leaving fans on at night and so all chink fans has built-in timers so they don't stay on overnight