isn't your gf technically rural folk in cities?

no shes a city chick

im more rural than her by a long shot

there is a mainland china grill in my flat at uni and she just invited a bunch of loud mainlanders over

all of which can barely into english and speak mandarin exclusively

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thats a shabby excuse not to mingle with them

what are they doing?

if they cook, just join in

you can communicate with writing signs on paper, right?

@transience brag about your AliExpress level

I can type but not write chink <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Bring your laptop

Tell them you know serpentza

"y-you guys like xiaomi?"

Stop being so chinky and be the guailo you are

@transience offer them bitcoins if they'll be your friend

and here's the funny part

never pay up

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If they left China but don't have a burner PayPal and a bitcoin wallet they wouldn't care about bitcoin

@Deleted User obviously the only accept satoshis vision Bitcoin Cash

my dorm is lousy with chinks and i'm in germany

they always hog all the cooking devices in the kitchn and sit there making food for hours

快点 kuai dianr

if they respond: 闭嘴

louder the better

Breaking news from my uni

we just got chinked in our own flat

witness the chink stay with chinks phenomenon in our own kitchen

mainland girl brought 4 girls and 2 guys over to our kitchen

so our cramped dining table got separated into two

one half mainland chinks, one half the people who actually live here

they were just drinking fosters and playing with kitchen knives

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they have been here for 6 hours+ and and everyone is talking about how loud they are

bone the mainland girl

I wouldn't know what to do

BREAKING NEWS

Random chink guy strolls into the kitchen at 10:45pm looking for something