mainland girl brought 4 girls and 2 guys over to our kitchen

so our cramped dining table got separated into two

one half mainland chinks, one half the people who actually live here

they were just drinking fosters and playing with kitchen knives

<:chink:323022148870602752>

they have been here for 6 hours+ and and everyone is talking about how loud they are

bone the mainland girl

I wouldn't know what to do

BREAKING NEWS

Random chink guy strolls into the kitchen at 10:45pm looking for something

and I just happened to be there <:thenk:329322130804047872>

oh god

they're multiplying

@transience did you break the rule and feed one of them after midnight?

should offer them a glass of cold water

bad for healthy <:chink:323022148870602752>

Leave fans on while they're asleep I hear it can kill them

Was that even a Chinese thing? I forgot

They're all spooked over leaving fans on at night and so all chink fans has built-in timers so they don't stay on overnight

@Tribit No, that's Korean.

Right?

Fans are safe in China. 👍

Escalators aren't

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/23/college-student-spent-60-hours-in-cave-before-rescue-licked-walls-for-water.html

dont chinese kids always get killed on escalators

>didn't stay in the cave
He will regret this decision for the rest of his life

He was so beta that they just straight up forgot about him

They get killed in lots of ways.

No children seats or seatbelts

Back window blocked

They really have no idea or concept of safety and then go ballistic when someone dies and blames the doctors - then they attack the doctor

jesus

thats fucked

why do they insist on just ignorant collectivism

It looks really comfy tbh

https://qz.com/1082219/thousands-of-huge-aggressive-dogs-are-roaming-tibet-after-their-rich-chinese-owners-abandoned-them/

Chinks think abandoning their animals outside is doing them a favor, like "now he can be free in the wild"

When they usually just die pretty quick

They take these big dogs and keep them in small apartments