probably because its 4.am here

they are getting suspicious i think

Bless em

But once again, these people are a bussiness

If they do free samples, they pay to send those samples out

Like literally any other company

But I can see they are trying to get you to, which is the complete flipside

usually samples send to your door

i think she knows im not a business

What kind of pasta you gonna ask for?

idk

taking suggestions

So how are you going to introduce your business?

I'd do like spaghetti and 150g

should i make one up?

si es ji enterprises

Local one in your area maybe

csg incorporated

Yeah what ferret said

Baiduable

Pick a local store and impersonate

If they ask why shipping is different, say that your home is your 'warehouse'

>implying they can't street view it

Eh

I guess so

Say it's renovated

lol

ok found a small grocer near me

baidu finds it

>All those houses are demolished now

should i pretend to be them?

>We bought them all and built a huge warehouse

Lol

If it's an Asian grocery store it would be better

If you have any

They'd start talking in mandarin if it is

Say you are their business rep

And don't speak it

Lol

i dont want to pretend to be chinese

what if that store already buys from alibaba

You are fine unless it's from them

Go in the store and look for it if you are that paranoid

White guy grocer looking to save pennies is more plausible than white guy who doesn't speak Mandarin being an Asian grocer business rep

Depends on the size of the store tbh

If the stores big then they definitely have a rep

If it's a small corner store then maybe not so much

its a small corner store

I'd go with the stingy white guy then

buy some gutter oil too

>gutter oil

You oil your gutter?

https://youtu.be/zrv78nG9R04

Oooh

"standard spaghetti shape"

penne, fettichine, noodle, bow, spirals, pick one

they all sell well

>standard spaghetti shape seems to be popular here

Holy shit man

what

did i fuck it up

I'd say you did

I mean it sounds really stupid

you made me laugh

it doesn't sound like a business

maybe i should try flirting with her

It doesn't sound like something anyone would ever say

"I'm a small shop anyway give me some standard spaggheti"

>Oh yeah this pasta shape is really popular in this area

>On the other hand, this other shape is popular in this other town

im the owner of a corner shop, i know what sells and what doesnt

"what are we having for dinner tonight?"
"spaghetti"
"what kind?"
"Standard spaghetti shape"

>Not like insert other town, they hate this spaghetti shape

Lol

fucking shelbyville

Only standard spaghetti for me thanks, I'm no fancy pants faggot

>mayor declares standard spahgetti shape most popoular

>local study notices a rise in standard spaghetti shape popularity

jii you need a sign out front that says "we sell standard spaghetti shaped sphaghetti, best shape in town"

If you buy non-standard spaghetti then you're not from my area

Get out

>2016

>not buying standard spaghetti

we dont welcome people who eat bow spahgetti

Stay pleb™

>No dear, there is no way you are marrying him, I forbid it, HIS FAMILY EATS NON-STANDARD SHAPED SPAGHETTI

I knew he was from the weird side of town, they all eat that penne spaghetti like degenerates

Me, I like spaghetti as God intended

Standard shape

No gimmicks

>Sometimes when I feel kinky I buy non-standard shaped spaghetti and eat a whole bowl while masturbating

So i was talking to a client the other day, turns out he eats NON STANDARD spaghetti, what a weirdo, i closed the account with him and walked out, what a joker

Inb4 jii gets into a long argument about this with chinks when they make the same jokes

"listen I know what sells in my area alright"

@NattyFerret SerpentZA did a good video of that

im laughing so fucking hard

"Hey hung lee, says here they want us to ship a shipping container of standard spahgetti?"
"What a fucking stange thing to say, god damn lowais"

my stomach hurts

>when you see a qt3.14 but she eats non standard spaghetti