Message from @zero
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Oooh
"standard spaghetti shape"
penne, fettichine, noodle, bow, spirals, pick one
they all sell well
>standard spaghetti shape seems to be popular here
Holy shit man
what
did i fuck it up
I'd say you did
I mean it sounds really stupid
you made me laugh
it doesn't sound like a business
maybe i should try flirting with her
It doesn't sound like something anyone would ever say
"I'm a small shop anyway give me some standard spaggheti"
>Oh yeah this pasta shape is really popular in this area
>On the other hand, this other shape is popular in this other town
im the owner of a corner shop, i know what sells and what doesnt
>Not like insert other town, they hate this spaghetti shape
Lol
fucking shelbyville
Only standard spaghetti for me thanks, I'm no fancy pants faggot
>mayor declares standard spahgetti shape most popoular
>local study notices a rise in standard spaghetti shape popularity
jii you need a sign out front that says "we sell standard spaghetti shaped sphaghetti, best shape in town"
If you buy non-standard spaghetti then you're not from my area
Get out
>2016
>not buying standard spaghetti
we dont welcome people who eat bow spahgetti
Stay plebâ„¢
>No dear, there is no way you are marrying him, I forbid it, HIS FAMILY EATS NON-STANDARD SHAPED SPAGHETTI
I knew he was from the weird side of town, they all eat that penne spaghetti like degenerates
Me, I like spaghetti as God intended
Standard shape
No gimmicks
>Sometimes when I feel kinky I buy non-standard shaped spaghetti and eat a whole bowl while masturbating
So i was talking to a client the other day, turns out he eats NON STANDARD spaghetti, what a weirdo, i closed the account with him and walked out, what a joker