im in deep guys

she wants me to specify which cargo container to put it on

@breh Only choose the one with the creamy memeiest name

Let us know the choices

I would like to order a small sample for 50 bags

50 bags of pasta

For free

Fucking hell mate

FREE PASTA

50 BAGS

THAT

IS

LIKE

INFINITE

PASTA

what do i pick

fucking hell lads, im doing it

I'd assume FOB, because the seller is giving a sample, and if it doesn't arrive, there are no losses on your end

But I'd go with the one that makes her do all the work, and cause all the responsibility

DDU

Just to make sure your goods won't be in the sorry

but she might back out if i choose the most costly one for her

True that

she is giving the product away for free

You may want to refer to her then

FOB makes the most sense

i think the implication is that i should pay for shipping

Ask her and see

if i seem unprofessional i think she will back out also

remember im pretending to be a dude with a business

I see that

What would make sense to you?

It's free sample, there is no warranty to what is being sent

If the shipping fails, it's then the shipping firm issue to refund the value of the items, regardless if it's por gratis

@breh All of those descriptions sound like you'll have to arrange transport from the port or whatever yourself

im wondering that too

i dont have a car

Except DDU

@cathy How heavy is a packet of pasta?

DDU says specific location

so i could just name that as my house

@uamee How am I supposed to know that?

Probably the easiest

@breh What is the weight of one packet of pasta?

its 15 kilograms for the whole thing

so 300g bags

yeah

You definitely don't want this

lmao

hitchhike to china for my ramen

of all these, DDU is the only one that gets it to my house

i could public transport/hitchhike to the docks but that would cost money and time

Makes the most sense

there is also no sure way of getting me and the crate back

initial payment?

cant be zero

Can I order a crate of redmis like that?

@cathy we only wish

>hey i need 15kg of phones to sample

tfw the phone is lighter than the pasta, so the shipping is lower cost

So who thinks that 14393 is the rtm build?

uhhhhh

maybe

it's the latest I see

So i orderd a bm-800 condenser mic and a friend told me i need an audio interface for it to work

@DrunkCanadian Yeah like a board with knobs and button on

yes you do

ah

like a mixer?

yeah

Do you have any suggestions on model?

No clue

I don't do music

http://www.trademe.co.nz/gaming/xbox/games/music-party/auction-1125965325.htm

perfect

xd

Anything with phantom power will work. Look for local cheap shit.

just got a response from different ramen people. airmail shipping would cost $190 meaning it can absolutely fuck off. they can use fedex but i have to set up an account. this lets me know that getting the seller to pay for shipping is vital

Jii: go through chinese buyer. Its 10% commision but they ship it to you

broken feature. wont let me pay more than $0.00 since thats the price of the product. also wont let me pay anything less than $1.00

asking her to change the price

the dream isnt dead yet

So now the argument is, it's free samples

Why do you think companies send to many different address with single small packets?

It costs them money, but they'll get reoccuring customers.

well they wont from me

im fucking off as soon as i get my delivery

Play it off like you will

of course

i wonder how many things you can get for free if you asked for "samples for my business"

Just say something like the quality was not up to par

Or some bullshit

update

sweet dreams

wut

@breh I'd so totally do the sample for a phone to test the cellular bands are acceptable for my customer here in (country here)