And don't speak it

Lol

i dont want to pretend to be chinese

what if that store already buys from alibaba

You are fine unless it's from them

Go in the store and look for it if you are that paranoid

White guy grocer looking to save pennies is more plausible than white guy who doesn't speak Mandarin being an Asian grocer business rep

Depends on the size of the store tbh

If the stores big then they definitely have a rep

If it's a small corner store then maybe not so much

its a small corner store

I'd go with the stingy white guy then

buy some gutter oil too

>gutter oil

You oil your gutter?

https://youtu.be/zrv78nG9R04

Oooh

"standard spaghetti shape"

penne, fettichine, noodle, bow, spirals, pick one

they all sell well

>standard spaghetti shape seems to be popular here

Holy shit man

what

did i fuck it up

I'd say you did

I mean it sounds really stupid

you made me laugh

it doesn't sound like a business

maybe i should try flirting with her

It doesn't sound like something anyone would ever say

"I'm a small shop anyway give me some standard spaggheti"

>Oh yeah this pasta shape is really popular in this area

>On the other hand, this other shape is popular in this other town

im the owner of a corner shop, i know what sells and what doesnt

"what are we having for dinner tonight?"
"spaghetti"
"what kind?"
"Standard spaghetti shape"

>Not like insert other town, they hate this spaghetti shape

Lol

fucking shelbyville

Only standard spaghetti for me thanks, I'm no fancy pants faggot

>mayor declares standard spahgetti shape most popoular