Message from @NattyFerret
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>On the other hand, this other shape is popular in this other town
im the owner of a corner shop, i know what sells and what doesnt
"what are we having for dinner tonight?"
"spaghetti"
"what kind?"
"Standard spaghetti shape"
>Not like insert other town, they hate this spaghetti shape
Lol
fucking shelbyville
Only standard spaghetti for me thanks, I'm no fancy pants faggot
>mayor declares standard spahgetti shape most popoular
>local study notices a rise in standard spaghetti shape popularity
jii you need a sign out front that says "we sell standard spaghetti shaped sphaghetti, best shape in town"
If you buy non-standard spaghetti then you're not from my area
Get out
>2016
>not buying standard spaghetti
we dont welcome people who eat bow spahgetti
Stay pleb™
>No dear, there is no way you are marrying him, I forbid it, HIS FAMILY EATS NON-STANDARD SHAPED SPAGHETTI
I knew he was from the weird side of town, they all eat that penne spaghetti like degenerates
Me, I like spaghetti as God intended
Standard shape
>Sometimes when I feel kinky I buy non-standard shaped spaghetti and eat a whole bowl while masturbating
So i was talking to a client the other day, turns out he eats NON STANDARD spaghetti, what a weirdo, i closed the account with him and walked out, what a joker
Inb4 jii gets into a long argument about this with chinks when they make the same jokes
"listen I know what sells in my area alright"
@NattyFerret SerpentZA did a good video of that
im laughing so fucking hard
"Hey hung lee, says here they want us to ship a shipping container of standard spahgetti?"
"What a fucking stange thing to say, god damn lowais"
my stomach hurts
>when you see a qt3.14 but she eats non standard spaghetti
>butterspaghetti
quality pasta meme
You just KNOW she eats the standard spaghetti
holy shit
we all-in-ones now
walk up to a chineese restraught and order two plates of standard spahgetti
they dont sell it
blacklist the place and give it one star review
oh man