the dream isnt dead yet

So now the argument is, it's free samples

Why do you think companies send to many different address with single small packets?

It costs them money, but they'll get reoccuring customers.

well they wont from me

im fucking off as soon as i get my delivery

Play it off like you will

of course

i wonder how many things you can get for free if you asked for "samples for my business"

Just say something like the quality was not up to par

Or some bullshit

update

sweet dreams

wut

@breh I'd so totally do the sample for a phone to test the cellular bands are acceptable for my customer here in (country here)

probably because its 4.am here

they are getting suspicious i think

Bless em

But once again, these people are a bussiness

If they do free samples, they pay to send those samples out

Like literally any other company

But I can see they are trying to get you to, which is the complete flipside

usually samples send to your door

i think she knows im not a business

What kind of pasta you gonna ask for?

idk

taking suggestions

So how are you going to introduce your business?

I'd do like spaghetti and 150g

should i make one up?

si es ji enterprises

Local one in your area maybe

csg incorporated

Yeah what ferret said

Baiduable

Pick a local store and impersonate

If they ask why shipping is different, say that your home is your 'warehouse'

>implying they can't street view it

Eh

I guess so