Are you one of those Twitch memesters?

how old are you?

24

Never had it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GfAxXEI3Uc

>all that jizz on your screen

no way you're 17

The only games I can see you play is Minecraft and LoL, you play with this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoUXCX7G3dY

who is clearly 12

It's okay to admit you're underage, no one can ban you here (I think)

why would you play with 12 year olds if you're 17?

makes no sense

take a picture of some ID but censor out your name

not like I care

I had a feeling from the way you type that you're a child and all the evidence lines up on google

if I'm wrong then I don't mind

Believe*

a 17 year old should know that one

do you have the picture or not?

the date of birth is what matters

not the pic

Well the ID is what proves it, right

if you're 17 then you wouldn't mind showing it

sure, you don't have to show the pic

brb

back

if you want, is your first name Thanos?

or is that Mahvel reference?

all I mind about is the DOB

is this place always so quiet?

Yeah, you're 18 in February then?

I wonder if you're the youngest one here

I admit I was wrong

^

he clearly said that because he feels old

not calling you a normie

lol

>plays hearthstone
>plays league
>plays minecraft
>part of a streamer army
>not pretty normie

everyone plays dumb games at 17 though

https://www.reddit.com/user/thanosten

don't use reddit instead, dark web is way cooler

probably a lot, I killed a few computers as a kid because no Common Sense 2016

>click a pop-up ad from a porn site
>entire computer dies internally

I got one of those viruses that would launch 2000 of them upon opening IE

my dad came in and turned on IE, ass and tiddies everywhere

I was maybe 14 or so

tbf I started out fapping to those sex comedy comics

and literotica

because dial-up took half an hour for one picture

wot, you should have been born into the great age of streaming porn

>someone had one ratty old porn magazine he found in a skip and passed it around for £1 a lend

ah the woods

never did the gay thing of fapping with your mates, I know a lot of people who did though

caught the gay

is the homosexual mafia real?

lose/forget the password

excuse me sir

can you please unencrypt this?

I-I can't

WOT

PEDO

pounds are pretty much recovered I think

or close to

the day after the EU thing chinks dived on it, the prices were insane for 24 hours

Xiaomi Yi going up from £50 to £64

then settled back down

>encrypting your hard drive
>in Australia

no wonder you play all free games

MONEY

NO

LONGER

EXISTS

UNLESS

IT'S

NAZI

REPARATIONS

THEN

WE

WANT

SOME

^ Greece

>buying from the weak US with strong pound used to be the old chink shit

do they allow 17 year olds into the stock market?

buy bitcoins, close your reddit account, stop playing minecraft, start arming yourself with deep web weaponry

boom, you've sorted out your life

and prepared for the chink and ruskie invasion

actually, invest in trumpcoin

that's doing well

we all benefit from the used GPUs

I'll pound your boipussy in a minute

gimme the bussy

Action cams are a meme

can't you get those ultra gay spyglasses?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Corprit-Glasses-Hidden-Recorder-Eyewear/dp/B012C9AIVW/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1467815765&sr=8-9&keywords=spy+sunglasses

they use those ones in UK porn

the taxi and hospital one

the same /g/ that convinced iphone users to put their iphones in the microwave to charge them?

where on /g/? I can't find it

it should be in the archive then, link to it