"standard spaghetti shape"

penne, fettichine, noodle, bow, spirals, pick one

they all sell well

>standard spaghetti shape seems to be popular here

Holy shit man

what

did i fuck it up

I'd say you did

I mean it sounds really stupid

you made me laugh

it doesn't sound like a business

maybe i should try flirting with her

It doesn't sound like something anyone would ever say

"I'm a small shop anyway give me some standard spaggheti"

>Oh yeah this pasta shape is really popular in this area

>On the other hand, this other shape is popular in this other town

im the owner of a corner shop, i know what sells and what doesnt

"what are we having for dinner tonight?"
"spaghetti"
"what kind?"
"Standard spaghetti shape"

>Not like insert other town, they hate this spaghetti shape

Lol

fucking shelbyville

Only standard spaghetti for me thanks, I'm no fancy pants faggot

>mayor declares standard spahgetti shape most popoular

>local study notices a rise in standard spaghetti shape popularity

jii you need a sign out front that says "we sell standard spaghetti shaped sphaghetti, best shape in town"

If you buy non-standard spaghetti then you're not from my area

Get out

>2016

>not buying standard spaghetti

we dont welcome people who eat bow spahgetti

Stay pleb™

>No dear, there is no way you are marrying him, I forbid it, HIS FAMILY EATS NON-STANDARD SHAPED SPAGHETTI

I knew he was from the weird side of town, they all eat that penne spaghetti like degenerates

Me, I like spaghetti as God intended

Standard shape

No gimmicks

>Sometimes when I feel kinky I buy non-standard shaped spaghetti and eat a whole bowl while masturbating

So i was talking to a client the other day, turns out he eats NON STANDARD spaghetti, what a weirdo, i closed the account with him and walked out, what a joker

Inb4 jii gets into a long argument about this with chinks when they make the same jokes

"listen I know what sells in my area alright"