Message from @zero
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Oooh
"standard spaghetti shape"
penne, fettichine, noodle, bow, spirals, pick one
they all sell well
>standard spaghetti shape seems to be popular here
Holy shit man
what
did i fuck it up
I'd say you did
I mean it sounds really stupid
you made me laugh
it doesn't sound like a business
maybe i should try flirting with her
It doesn't sound like something anyone would ever say
"I'm a small shop anyway give me some standard spaggheti"
>Oh yeah this pasta shape is really popular in this area
>On the other hand, this other shape is popular in this other town
im the owner of a corner shop, i know what sells and what doesnt
"what are we having for dinner tonight?"
"spaghetti"
"what kind?"
"Standard spaghetti shape"
Lol
fucking shelbyville
Only standard spaghetti for me thanks, I'm no fancy pants faggot
>mayor declares standard spahgetti shape most popoular
>local study notices a rise in standard spaghetti shape popularity
jii you need a sign out front that says "we sell standard spaghetti shaped sphaghetti, best shape in town"
If you buy non-standard spaghetti then you're not from my area
Get out
>2016
>not buying standard spaghetti
we dont welcome people who eat bow spahgetti
Stay plebâ„¢
>No dear, there is no way you are marrying him, I forbid it, HIS FAMILY EATS NON-STANDARD SHAPED SPAGHETTI
I knew he was from the weird side of town, they all eat that penne spaghetti like degenerates
Me, I like spaghetti as God intended
Standard shape
No gimmicks
>Sometimes when I feel kinky I buy non-standard shaped spaghetti and eat a whole bowl while masturbating
So i was talking to a client the other day, turns out he eats NON STANDARD spaghetti, what a weirdo, i closed the account with him and walked out, what a joker
Inb4 jii gets into a long argument about this with chinks when they make the same jokes