Message from @bop

Discord ID: 205528047875653633


2016-07-21 03:30:58 UTC  

baidu finds it

2016-07-21 03:31:05 UTC  

>All those houses are demolished now

2016-07-21 03:31:08 UTC  

should i pretend to be them?

2016-07-21 03:31:14 UTC  

>We bought them all and built a huge warehouse

2016-07-21 03:31:20 UTC  

Lol

2016-07-21 03:31:36 UTC  

If it's an Asian grocery store it would be better

2016-07-21 03:31:39 UTC  

If you have any

2016-07-21 03:31:55 UTC  

They'd start talking in mandarin if it is

2016-07-21 03:32:04 UTC  

Say you are their business rep

2016-07-21 03:32:07 UTC  

And don't speak it

2016-07-21 03:32:13 UTC  

Lol

2016-07-21 03:32:17 UTC  

i dont want to pretend to be chinese

2016-07-21 03:32:27 UTC  

what if that store already buys from alibaba

2016-07-21 03:32:48 UTC  

You are fine unless it's from them

2016-07-21 03:32:59 UTC  

Go in the store and look for it if you are that paranoid

2016-07-21 03:33:31 UTC  

White guy grocer looking to save pennies is more plausible than white guy who doesn't speak Mandarin being an Asian grocer business rep

2016-07-21 03:33:56 UTC  

Depends on the size of the store tbh

2016-07-21 03:34:17 UTC  

If the stores big then they definitely have a rep

2016-07-21 03:34:27 UTC  

If it's a small corner store then maybe not so much

2016-07-21 03:34:51 UTC  

its a small corner store

2016-07-21 03:35:05 UTC  

I'd go with the stingy white guy then

2016-07-21 03:35:28 UTC  

buy some gutter oil too

2016-07-21 03:35:42 UTC  

>gutter oil

2016-07-21 03:35:46 UTC  

You oil your gutter?

2016-07-21 03:36:50 UTC  

Oooh

2016-07-21 03:37:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/205528557256966145/what4.png

2016-07-21 03:37:33 UTC  

"standard spaghetti shape"

2016-07-21 03:38:01 UTC  

penne, fettichine, noodle, bow, spirals, pick one

2016-07-21 03:38:05 UTC  

they all sell well

2016-07-21 03:42:19 UTC  

>standard spaghetti shape seems to be popular here

2016-07-21 03:42:21 UTC  

Holy shit man

2016-07-21 03:42:29 UTC  

what

2016-07-21 03:42:31 UTC  

did i fuck it up

2016-07-21 03:42:41 UTC  

I'd say you did

2016-07-21 03:42:45 UTC  

I mean it sounds really stupid

2016-07-21 03:42:46 UTC  

you made me laugh

2016-07-21 03:43:08 UTC  

it doesn't sound like a business

2016-07-21 03:43:15 UTC  

maybe i should try flirting with her

2016-07-21 03:43:22 UTC  

It doesn't sound like something anyone would ever say

2016-07-21 03:43:37 UTC  

"I'm a small shop anyway give me some standard spaggheti"