Holy shit Turkey

I just thought of something

Derek is a liability and it's only a matter of time he gets fired from his job for sexual harassment

Kek

Y’all know those hand warmers they sell at gas stations? What if a man takes those, outs them on his dick, and fucks a girl after taking it off

Like would that feel good for the girl? Warm dick?

I mean a mans dick is already warm

I don’t think so

i mean i like warm stuff,im from texas after all,so i feel like a warmer dick would feel nice

But i wonder what cold pussy would feel like

>cold dick

Room temperature dick

But like

We can make condoms that warm the dick and you use it while having sex

Or

If you want to go bareback, you can apply a hand warmer type thing, take it off, and go to poundtown

electric condoms would be crazy expensive,im assuming thats how you warm the dick up

Boys

We can make some money

Is this the new gta online dlc?

No that’s for GTA6

There's already electric ass cheeks that supposedly simulates actual pussy with adjustable heat and vibration function

See it’s ideas like that that make this world great

we are revolutionary thinkers,too advanced for our time

I know

I think

I’m a modern day

Da Vinci

Leonardo Dick Vinci

You're a post-modern degenerate

Polish toy shop

A shrek hitler with the name niggus kek

Looks like imma have to do laundry in the morning

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

what I miss

Derek banned

@Some Polish-Hungarian Guy

Get fucked, faggot

He posted loli in <#517076282219954177>

bro

fucking pedo

I think he finally caught on that he was the most hated person on the server since grapes

And just decided to go full sperg and get banned

He def seemed like a really shitty person

One of the shittiest people we've had on this server

Probably THE shittiest

I mean grapes was bad, and Dan was a massive prick

But neither of them talked about groping their co-workers or supporting ISIS

>pasta derek

Cool Dude™

boof

How do we get rid of pastas?

>Pastaremove derek

beats me

also

I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed next week

aaa

all four are going

>deletepasta derek

boof

fuck you miki

>deletepasta derek

I need this https://youtu.be/cqlQu9pDrwE?t=5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKlIzjDbUwE

kaboofistan

Somebody fucking kill me

Boofman

Quick

Smuggle some guns and shoot me in the face

why

where did the K-pop stars touch you?

I'm off work at 10pm

I'd rather die

Also

No

kaboof

You'd got my invitation to my funeral

I'm practically gonna have another 2 weeks off

If that ever happened

cuz veteran's day, and I'm gonna be on med quarters cuz of my wisdom teeth removal

Kaboof

gotta stick with super soft and chewy food for a week

after surgery

correction

two weeks

aa

https://youtu.be/jFecWJqJF_M

broooooooo this fucking kid sounds like a baby

@Some Polish-Hungarian Guy You get paid for all that time off?

Yeah

one of the very few benefits of being active duty

morning

Mornin

Moanin

how's everyone doin

I'm doing alright how about you?

I'm fucking freezing. The dock is like 27° and I'm trying to get to my car to warm up

jeez thats cold

good luck with your car

i'm good thanks :)

and sorry to hear that cat!

It's fine I'm in my car now. What's good wit you?

i just woke up. my friday paycheck will come up soon so i'm just checking apps on my phone lol

https://youtu.be/4j_cOsgRY7w

Why the fuck do you have 2 strikes @bdog

kept posting fur shit

Kek
I posted women in fursuits in the real women channel. So duke took away my picture posting privileges.

*as if that's going to help*

inb4 strike three

<:dab:556699256283594754>

just chillin rn

Kek nice

thx bro

😎

holy fuck it snowed LOL

In canada?

kaboof

yes sir

but it's nice

looks like south park

*south park scene transition guitar sound here*

Can you niggas name these 3 primitive SpongeBob characters?

Spongegar, Patar, and Squog

Yes

Finally

A nigga who knows the bottemless spongebob lore

A nigga who knows the bottemless spongebob lore

<:GWcorbinHolyFuck:384871347756728321>

The fact that the guitar transition actually played in my head

It's fucking me up

How do I remember it

I don't even remember what I ate for dinner yesterday

because it's iconic

everyone knows it

Dadadan dadadan

.magic

@Deleted User @Lord of Depression @Deleted User @ThatGuyWithPaste
New female

https://youtu.be/-VILgSsesD0

I saw

lol why was i pinged

My favorite south park song

PROTECT MY VOWS

Gonna admit I didn't expect tism cat to go full shitpost. Especially after we lost good samaritan derek

LWETS FWIGHTING WOOOVVVE

kek your welcome @Mr. 2

>pasta derek

Cool Dude™

>undo

Fuck

>pasta situation

Okay. I will try to woo her. And I will try to put her in a romantic situation that results in me putting my tongue in her sweet mouth and my hands under her shirt.

>pasta autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoqR9Bwx1Y

>pasta virgin

Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

who said that

Keke jesus fuck

I literally know like 5 girls with actual under average guys

>pasta clitz

>pasta clitzkrieg

Shit, I thought there was one

>pasta Mr. 2

Okay good

>pasta cat

?

Good sign

>pasta pasty

Pasty pasta.

>pasta paste

No, it's pasta. Pastaaaaaa. With bolognese sauce and chesse.

What the fuck

>pasta niggers

https://gyazo.com/0b34f9e9d8200782898f7aec0784289a

>pasta amerikek

Vibe Check @Clitzkrieg

Malicious

Ok I'll stop

Sounds like something delicious

But evil

i wonder if i have a pasta

You have passed the Vibe Check @Clitzkrieg

Good

>everyone is dropping like flies
>am..am I the last survivor?

*somber music as the coomer horde groans and moans*

nice edit, that one

https://youtu.be/hv-ODnbbP7U

hm. I think I now know how to make videos show their thumbnail.
Just copy/paste the link from the "Share" option of videos.

Don't copy the page's actual url

>pasta txt

gay

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

Stuck at the Ford dealership with a recalled car

Stuck till 6 pm, it's 11

00f

Yeet

@Brainlet coom

F

C h a i r

CH A IR

ChAiR

help yourself to our complimentary
r e a d i n g m a t e r i a l

*please let there be zoobooks*

@derek

@derektheplaguedoctor

did he leave?

Banned

oh

did he threaten a mod again

Posted Loli

Think he posted loli shit

<:1984:544657110441394186>

FOXTROT

BRAVO

kaboof

INDIA

OPEN UP

REEEEEE

hope that kid finds peace

is someone here still messaging ronald?

Fug him lol

hes truly the epitome of cringe

@ronald

ronald

that guy with your pfp?

fucker keeps sending me messages to let him in

y though

idk

Vibe check him

u giving me clearance?

VIBE CHECK NIGGA

Yes

`Vibe check the nigga`

We're not letting Ronald back in ever

He's too much of a faggot

What did that tard do I forgot

what did scronald do

I thought he was just spamming