Message from @Deleted User
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In canada?
kaboof
yes sir
but it's nice
looks like south park
*south park scene transition guitar sound here*
Can you niggas name these 3 primitive SpongeBob characters?
Spongegar, Patar, and Squog
Yes
Finally
A nigga who knows the bottemless spongebob lore
A nigga who knows the bottemless spongebob lore
<:GWcorbinHolyFuck:384871347756728321>
The fact that the guitar transition actually played in my head
It's fucking me up
How do I remember it
I don't even remember what I ate for dinner yesterday
because it's iconic
everyone knows it
Dadadan dadadan
.magic
I saw
lol why was i pinged
My favorite south park song
PROTECT MY VOWS
Gonna admit I didn't expect tism cat to go full shitpost. Especially after we lost good samaritan derek
>pasta derek
Cool Dudeā¢
>undo
Fuck
>pasta situation
Okay. I will try to woo her. And I will try to put her in a romantic situation that results in me putting my tongue in her sweet mouth and my hands under her shirt.
>pasta autism
>pasta virgin
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!