PFC to SPC

@Deleted User

Noice.

Marines is like private-pfc-Lance corporal-Corporal

yeah PFC is an E2 in the Corps

I was a corporal

PV2 is E2 in the Army

PFC is an E3 for Army, and Specialist/Corporal is E4 in the Army as well

Kewl.

Yea

I enlisted as an E2

I got promoted to E3 during deployment

Yay

Not even a year in my contract either

"yea, here you go anon. You're a PFC now."

Nice

yeet

still gonna try and get Sergeant before I ETS

So is Sergeant E5?

Si

E5 in the Air Force is Staff Sergeant

but Staff Sergeant is E6 in the Army and Marines

E4-E9 is like Petty Officer shit in the Navy

The US military

Is GAY

No branch is gayer than the Navy

but yeah

Gavy

the Army is gay

fuck it

Oh yeah, the navy is real gay

Even here

How

Nothing gayer than a pair of sailors

Tomorrow, I think I'll drive about 40 minutes just to get a 12 point socket, to remove lug nuts on my car.
No way I'm paying around 50$ + tax to get them removed by the garage I've set an appointment with to change my tires.

not true watch Captains Courageous 😡

As long as the purchase + gas costs less than 50, I'm good

>yfw it isnt but now you have a socket to do it whenever you need to replace lug nuts on your car so it heavily outweighs going to an auto shop every time you need them removed

Gas station stickers always provide cringe

>When you put on a sticker on your car that says "I don't call 911" to deter thieves

>Then you get into a shooting, after which you immediately call 911

>Then the Jury rules against your claim of self defence because you have an obnoxious bumper sticker

@noobypropmaker California sells assault life and Gadston flag stickers lol

Ironically enough

California was one of the first states to deem Marijuana illegal, then it was one of the first that decriminalized it

my boss would totally get the "ammo is expensive" sticker

"Waste of a good bullet"

@Some Polish-Hungarian Guy lol

Very ironic

Hey look what I can do

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@Some Polish-Hungarian Guy Dis u?

>inb4 it is and polski has been running an fsb deep cover op in the us military for years

Too small.

He's 5'10

Nigga there looks 5'6.

That other guy is tops 6'5

I still wouldnt wanna fuck with the 5’10 guy

Especially with the training soldiers go through.

And he isnt any average soldat

He'll fuck you up

Hes fsb

Federal security services

So he’ll fuck you up and it would be sanctioned by the government

When you're 5'11 and they are 6'

Doc vs. Polski, who would win?

Doc can heal himself.

Yeah but polski is supply

Well, think of it like this.

So he could requisition 5793lbs of c4 and wire em up

>doc can heal himself

Doc has oorah mreen motivation tho

Can't help but think of the healing in a game where you eat 50lb worth of food and heal kek

They're in open plains with very little trees, bushes, or burrows, really anything they could hide in. They have the exact same gear and weapons, and the only thing differentiating them is their genetics and training.

Doc doesn't have his med-kit, and Polski doesn't have his backup.

So essentially they're two pawns in a chess board.

Exactly the same.

Who can dodge bullets the best?

But because they went into two different branches of the U.S. Military, they have different training.

And since they aren't exact replicas of each other, they also aren't the same in appearance.

Technically theyd have different gear but then were arguing semantics

Doc being 6'2 and Polski being 5'10.

Doc also has bad back iirc

Or is it knees

Polski would win.
Slightly easier to hide behind covers

@Deleted User knee

One of the two if not both

Dock has knee issue polski got back

But he should have gotten operated

I'd say it's a draw imo.

^^

doc actually has a medi gun

saw it myself

While Polski is smaller and would be stealthier, Doc would most likely be more agile.

Kinda like how if the White Feather and White Death did a 1v1 they'd have a draw.

What

Wouldn't Polski be more agile

Tbh my money would be on polski. He's smaller so he's faster, a lot easier to hide, etc.

He's 5'10