Message from @goobergopher
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E4-E9 is like Petty Officer shit in the Navy
The US military
Is GAY
No branch is gayer than the Navy
but yeah
Gavy
the Army is gay
fuck it
Oh yeah, the navy is real gay
Even here
How
Nothing gayer than a pair of sailors
Tomorrow, I think I'll drive about 40 minutes just to get a 12 point socket, to remove lug nuts on my car.
No way I'm paying around 50$ + tax to get them removed by the garage I've set an appointment with to change my tires.
not true watch Captains Courageous 😡
As long as the purchase + gas costs less than 50, I'm good
>yfw it isnt but now you have a socket to do it whenever you need to replace lug nuts on your car so it heavily outweighs going to an auto shop every time you need them removed
>When you put on a sticker on your car that says "I don't call 911" to deter thieves
>Then you get into a shooting, after which you immediately call 911
>Then the Jury rules against your claim of self defence because you have an obnoxious bumper sticker
Ironically enough
California was one of the first states to deem Marijuana illegal, then it was one of the first that decriminalized it
my boss would totally get the "ammo is expensive" sticker
"Waste of a good bullet"
Very ironic
Hey look what I can do
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>inb4 it is and polski has been running an fsb deep cover op in the us military for years
Too small.
He's 5'10
Nigga there looks 5'6.
That other guy is tops 6'5
I still wouldnt wanna fuck with the 5’10 guy
Especially with the training soldiers go through.
And he isnt any average soldat
He'll fuck you up
Hes fsb
Federal security services