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2019-11-07 21:17:48 UTC  

>yfw it isnt but now you have a socket to do it whenever you need to replace lug nuts on your car so it heavily outweighs going to an auto shop every time you need them removed

2019-11-07 21:33:54 UTC  

Gas station stickers always provide cringe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/642114532336205873/20191107_133315.jpg

2019-11-07 21:35:31 UTC  

>When you put on a sticker on your car that says "I don't call 911" to deter thieves

2019-11-07 21:35:41 UTC  

>Then you get into a shooting, after which you immediately call 911

2019-11-07 21:35:59 UTC  

>Then the Jury rules against your claim of self defence because you have an obnoxious bumper sticker

2019-11-07 21:42:13 UTC  

@noobypropmaker California sells assault life and Gadston flag stickers lol

2019-11-07 21:48:57 UTC  

Ironically enough

2019-11-07 21:49:17 UTC  

California was one of the first states to deem Marijuana illegal, then it was one of the first that decriminalized it

2019-11-07 21:50:05 UTC  

my boss would totally get the "ammo is expensive" sticker

2019-11-07 21:55:09 UTC  

"Waste of a good bullet"

2019-11-07 22:07:32 UTC  
2019-11-07 22:10:17 UTC  

Very ironic

2019-11-07 22:24:30 UTC  

Hey look what I can do

2019-11-07 22:24:35 UTC  

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2019-11-07 22:27:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/642127927991074816/IMG_20191107_133924.jpg

2019-11-07 22:33:02 UTC  

>inb4 it is and polski has been running an fsb deep cover op in the us military for years

2019-11-07 22:33:26 UTC  

Too small.

2019-11-07 22:34:49 UTC  

He's 5'10

2019-11-07 22:35:07 UTC  

Nigga there looks 5'6.

2019-11-07 22:35:11 UTC  

That other guy is tops 6'5

2019-11-07 22:35:39 UTC  

I still wouldnt wanna fuck with the 5’10 guy

2019-11-07 22:35:56 UTC  

Especially with the training soldiers go through.

2019-11-07 22:36:10 UTC  

And he isnt any average soldat

2019-11-07 22:36:10 UTC  

He'll fuck you up

2019-11-07 22:36:13 UTC  

Hes fsb

2019-11-07 22:36:21 UTC  

Federal security services

2019-11-07 22:36:41 UTC  

So he’ll fuck you up and it would be sanctioned by the government

2019-11-07 22:38:34 UTC  

When you're 5'11 and they are 6'

2019-11-07 22:38:50 UTC  

Doc vs. Polski, who would win?

2019-11-07 22:39:16 UTC  

Doc can heal himself.

2019-11-07 22:39:30 UTC  

Yeah but polski is supply

2019-11-07 22:39:46 UTC  

Well, think of it like this.

2019-11-07 22:39:50 UTC  

So he could requisition 5793lbs of c4 and wire em up

2019-11-07 22:40:04 UTC  

>doc can heal himself

2019-11-07 22:40:29 UTC  

Doc has oorah mreen motivation tho

2019-11-07 22:40:30 UTC  

Can't help but think of the healing in a game where you eat 50lb worth of food and heal kek

2019-11-07 22:41:08 UTC  

They're in open plains with very little trees, bushes, or burrows, really anything they could hide in. They have the exact same gear and weapons, and the only thing differentiating them is their genetics and training.

2019-11-07 22:41:22 UTC  

Doc doesn't have his med-kit, and Polski doesn't have his backup.

2019-11-07 22:41:36 UTC  

So essentially they're two pawns in a chess board.

2019-11-07 22:41:40 UTC  

Exactly the same.

2019-11-07 22:41:59 UTC  

Who can dodge bullets the best?