how we holding up in the self care department

so far so good

love yourself king

👑

no lumps on my testicles <:towelsweat:552805059042344960>

i got one that is bigger than the other but it has always been like that

phew!

K I N G I N D A C A S T L E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81L0adHvZAQ

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/625042445591248946/645369101602127872/e047bf0ba36ec96c.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638931227700625411/646518661783224371/FB_IMG_1574212413102.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531271632879353871/646544180239400991/3849-53785349-3498.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/518798189982384169/646549558628712453/Emperor_Palpatine_Red_pill.mp4

https://youtu.be/VvhCJ0QR_k8?t=57

Here's a joke you'd never see on the modern woke take of star trek

based and Tribble-pilled

Tom Paris was the best thing about that awful show

He was the only actual criminal we've seen

His crime was basically holding 20th century morals

The title is shitty but go watch the clip I posted, the dude's reaction is absolutely fucking priceless

Also I've seen a few of these now and find it funny how it's the black dudes that react as any normal person would, but the white dudes are generally like "ok then"

I watched it

Black people respect you when you you call out their bullshit

uptight whites who love to live in fantasy-land are the ones who get butt-hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA9ahNNvGhI

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/632358694473957425/646564800939163668/gang_signs.webm

https://twitter.com/VeryBlackMan/status/1196933841010733059

this is me tbh^^^ get on my level

Lol
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634416124884418600/646377828539170820/1574154571094.webm

i drink diet coke and im thin

I don't like the taste of it

but luckily I'm think too

I don't like zero either

Even pepsi is better

top kek

better than a Fa***t

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Talk about red pill mayhem

Diversity = anti white

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/221087937671069697/645949238886400002/75486087_2512427265502307_415728722306400256_n.jpg

<:GWseremePeepoThink:402867838580293643>

Lol what

Source?

It's probably fake but it's funny and that's what matters

"Sport"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/466150847081086976/646755918783971409/D6X18fpU8AI5YRt.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/526753452341198884/646780192689356813/HH_Stats1.mp4

whats the cartoon from

Hazbin Hotel, its an independent youtube project

that line is dubbed but the actual show is decent

Only the pilot is out. Hopefully when a full series is developed, they don't kowtow to moralfaguettes.

the pilot is a full length episode tho

i think the next episode isnt supposed to be out until sometime next year

https://youtu.be/c_jomXhjUjI

https://twitter.com/Undoomed/status/1197062307890835457

thicc

i knew someone was going to point that out 😄

final destination moment right there, holy shit

any context?

Drunk Brazilian

yep just saw it ty

so it came careening off the highway onto an adjacent street

explains the angle

yeah, that was a shit ton of speed for such a small street

made mroe sense

driver should be dead from that but knowing brazilians ajajajaaja huehue

I still love how that girl was so fat the tiny guy couldnt move her

but props for being a man and trying

interestingly tho ive never met a fat brazilian that wasnt also in shape

they do have some heavy girls (tho v rare) but they tend to be in shape somehow.

probably 20lbs of chicken fat injected into her ass

THICC

they got lucky as fug

@NukaCola I watched the pilot & didn't remember that line being in it great shit brah

Ikea would sell that bed for 2x the price after that

I'd go to Ikea a little more often if that happened

She goes for the Swedish meat balls