and is now unironically possessed

but have fun

wew lad

i wanna hear that story

it's bad

Don't take pills go to church

thanks

Be good don’t be bad

Wow so insightful

Don’t drink don’t smoke

Don’t think bad thoughts

cringe

"I think bad thoughts I should take adderall instead"

Lmao

Well clearly you don't understand that basic principle

have a good time bro

Its not to suppress bad thoughts it’s a 2 in 1 take the edge off plus study drug

And upgrade to weed which apparently makes you dumb

I’m trying to be pragmatic

"woah dude being smart is a curse"
-rick and morty

-you

But I need to know if adderal does have the edge off taking effect a joint or a strong drink does

Nigga adderall makes your neurons behave like that of a crackhead

Yeah wow I’m so epic smart I have to drug

adderal is literally meth

It's otc meth

But apparently it boosts grades they give it to add people

I might get add diagnosis and be offered

Yeah so does literally everyone else

[taps pencil on desk]
"ADD HE HAS ADD GET THE PILLS *N O W*"

I’m 21 though not 8 it’s not the standard situation

Cool except the brain does not finish mapping until 26

anglos were a mistake

dis nigag thinks these pills are like magic candies from his pokeyman cartoons lmao

but have a great time frying your skull retard

Yeah but they don’t throw them at 21 year olds like they do kids

That was the point I was trying to make

The point of what i said: you will have the same thing happen to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgX5OK27CNE

your brain is not done

Skulls already fried I’ve smoked weed every day first thing in morning last thing before bed for over 3 years

and you're going to take pill-form meth

"imma eat this rare candy, and level up!" *injects krokodil*

You’re all yanks and don’t drink until you’re 21

Don’t even have your first underage drink until you’re like 19

weed is less vicious than these synthetic drugs because you can eventually recover from that

I was actually concerned that I needed special authorization to get Adderall as an adult because my insurance considers Adderall a "kids" drug.

Like that shit is difficult to handle as an adult

Kids in the us start drinking at like 11 what are you talking about

Yeah im sure you guys did that

Low doses of Adderall get me feeling uncomfortable and anxious.

And now go to church

That’s why you chastise me right

remember when addreall didnt exist and Meadow had to cut to the chase and smoke meth to cram for tests

I've never had a drink at all retardo

Exactly my point

I don't think Adderall helps with remembering anything.

its just meth

Ayo you don't get it, my nigga, we strugglin on tha streets we ain't got no choiice

It’s not my memory it’s my motivation and willpower

Yeah but I mean like kids keep using it like its gonna give them 5 extra points.

Especially when I’m tired from working I’d rather sleep

I'm just as stupid on addies as I am the rest of the day

Especially when im high of weed

you are just more focused

Well I’m always high atm

this nigga gets taxed based on the size of his car's engine

and to watch television

Does it take the edge off like a drink does

Or a boof does

And I don't even take Addies anymore because I don't care how well they wake me up they make me feel like death is just a step away.

Meadow would laugh at me if I asked her out. So she's mean and i don't like her!

That kind of “ahh” feeling

We're making fun of you because it's the most common pipeline in the world to go from weed to adderall and proceed to annihilate your life

AJ's girlfriend at the end of season 6 was hot as fuck

especially in college

I’m not buying black market ones

AJ is the trajectory of every e-boy on twitter dot com

It’s prescription

it's a straight up trope

Life is already annihilated for me if the amount of money my grandparents give me isn't enough to retire early.

This retard does not know what big pharma is

okay dummy do whatever you want lol

Only being a NEET could make clownworld bearable.

depressed to latina milf gf to depressed to underaged gf

I can’t be a neet

Gotta study

"I thought of this scene with my wife, Reshiram. I was shrunken and my wife Reshiram was holding me, the mean Zekrom showed up. Reshiram knew that if the Zekrom used Bolt Strike on me while I was shrunken, I’d be dead to the point of a Max Revive would not revive me. Reshiram needed to hide me fast! Since Reshiram is a Pokémon, she has no pockets to hide me in or anything, so she hides me in her mouth. The Zekrom saw Reshiram put me in her mouth and then he approaches her. The Zekrom gets in her face (or at least in her personal space) and says, “Swallow him!!” Zekrom does not leave Reshiram’s personal space until Reshiram has swallowed me and he sees her swallow. Reshiram swallows me and says in submissive voice, “I swallowed him.” The Zekrom says, “Let me see.” Reshiram opens her mouth and shows that I am not in there. Zekrom then says, “Let me see under your tongue.” Reshiram shows Zekrom that I am not under her tongue. Zekrom thoroughly examines Reshiram’s mouth for me. After confirming that I was swallowed, Zekrom then says, “Good.” And then he leaves."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztnKRs3nE4I

I was always upset we never got to see the original dragon

Like if I do the math in 10 years and I don't get to at least retire when I'm 40 and the world is still gay I'll actually just off myself because fuck this.

That the 3 dragons were orbisnally

Originally

You can combine two

But not all 3 even they used to all 3 be together

This is so sad

Peasants lived better than we do.

only dummies actually believe that

nobody is retiring pal

If I don’t get my degree I go back to the ghetto

i'm slowly doing a life conversion

IDK man if you showed a mideval peasant our technology and electricity and refrigiration and running water I'm sure they'd trade places with us

i want to be a NEET by the time i'm 40

I can say that Sam Hyde bit was accurate

tfw became a neet at 22 👍

Yeah that's the kind of attitude that got us stuck in this shit life in the first place.

You can’t get woman as neet

So what?

I want pretty woman

i had more women as a NEET than i do now

but go off

women love losers

I have tons of awesome video games and I go to church and make my parents proud

I want sloppy toot

NEETs all can get girls

Toppy*

"i can fix him"

Women don't fucking care about how you get your money so long as you have money.

Women love to drain my every last bit of energy

Women aint shit compared to my gaming collection and devotion to God

Maybe I rephrase

Yakub is the OG big brained nigga

A wife

women ain't shit anyway lel

Women don’t date men that earn less

Generally anyway

Would lol if some chick actually tried to do a fixer upper on me for being a neet (but mommy told me to keep my neetbux a secret because of golddiggers)

How do you fund your NEEThood?

18 year old girls don't make shit anyway

But I like coochie

The government funds it

I'm thinking if I get fired from this job I'll apply for SSI

i'm not going to associate with girls that have wagie jobs

I don't give two shits about what my parents think.

NEET females are disgusting retarded or whores or some mix of the three

They think that if they just have enough family dinners with me I'll give up my guns and become a nice respectable liberal who makes 30K a year.

And definitely gives to taxes because "muh fair share."

Why do we give a fuck do any of us look around and think anything will be left standing in 4 decades

I don’t lol

i'm gonna get the autism diagnosis and get government neetbucks

Can you get neetbucks for autism

go for it king

I already have Asperger's but its harder than you think.

I recently got autism diagnosis

yes

thats what i do

I get paid to be retarded

and you can too!

That’s dope

You basically have to come off as completely retarded. If you ever have held a job they fucking double check you.

my ex was disabled and got 725 in SSI

Damn I’ve been employed for nearly 5 years

still could apply for food stamps too

Me looking at you guys rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ysMt_9JnyI

But only because I’m too spergy to quit or change

I can't even get my Dad to agree to the most reasonable, apolitical opinions.

"Why should I not be allowed to look at my phone at work if there's no work to do?"

Why do you want him to

Are you planning on him having a large influence in the raising of your kids? If not stop giving a fuck

Because he's my Dad and I prefer to think that people aren't just statues with speakers that say things I already hear on TV.

They are bro

But it doesn’t make them inhuman

Just dumb and trying to sound like they know what’s going on

I think old people just think that if they were miserable when they were working you should be too.

They can’t understand being young without prospects

It’s not the work is hard it’s that it’s not going to go anywhere

It's just dumb.

There's so many studies that show people are more productive with more leisure time.

But converting them will do nothing

i qualified for tism tokens

Not your parents

but decided not to get them

Specific boomers sure

I wonder if I could get student benefits for being a sperg

I can get extra exam time but I usually finish early

Spergs will always be treated the worst on the spectrum by society.

I'm calling 999

my parents are trad boomers

If you're not a 200 IQ Galaxy Brain then they get all dissapointed and they just assume that everything that's wrong with you is just a "little social awkwardness that will go away with therapy."

Noooooooo

i'm gonna play a Fuentes episode for them when i visit see their reaction

I don’t have a licence licence they’ll give me a hard time

No faggot I've had the opening bars to Van Halen's Jump stuck in my head for the past month and I think if I actually hear it on the radio I might fucking slam my car into oncoming.

@Matthew get your dad a weekly sweat t shirt

aspergers? so you're like a human calculator?

Hahahahahaha

No, I'm just retarded.

so you're like a robot basically?

I'd actually rather be retarded than a Sperg.

Yeah I know a lot about Pokemon and anime

No, I just didn’t understand the concept of theory of mind until 10 minutes ago

So you're like stephen hawking

At least then no one expects anything out of you.

No one knows about my diagnosis yet

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck look at this shit

a mental illness t shirt would be funny

i want that fuckin jacket

https://66.media.tumblr.com/68e9d066672ad1249d6911ba9be0555e/tumblr_pn4mx70YNh1ram05oo2_1280.jpg

That sweater is dope

when i am lw trolled: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I wanna take MDMA and play Donkey Kong Country all night.

That jacket looks cool

MDMA is shit

the diddy hat

Supposedly MDMA is the only thing that makes autists feel normal.

Makes me aggressive

Too bad it can't be taken except like once every 6 months.

And unable to sleep obvs

i feel good when I sit on my couch by the window, sip a good cuppa coffee real slow and then get some good work done

Weed is supposed to be good for autistic

CBD at least

@gangweeder no

Pretty sure if I have any caffeine I'll have a heart attack.

Wagie wagie

I’m addicted to Coca Cola too

That shit claps

how are you not a parody account of someone

The worst part of my autism is my fear of food

I eat like 4 different things

What would you even be parodying

all brits

maybe

so did yang buy his way into our hearts

Yang gey

Said he was intacticist

Intactivist

t. methhead yuropoor homo

what does that mean

He support the snip he gets the snip

I’m a single issue voter

Circumcision

me too it's called: $1000

Guys I got the silver emblem in the Battle Palace I have to get gold and then I will have the entire battle frontier done aside from the Factory

I’ve got a £20 bet on him

Fuck drumpf amirite

Shadilay yang?

I GOT A TWENTY MAGIC FAIRY DOLLAH BET ON HIM

THATS ME ANNUAL WAGE

"yang is an obvious not sea"

the new testament is pretty ripe with anti-circumcision stuff

ngl

not vehemently so but it's there

Book of Enoch

Opinions b

Nephilim

when i was in college