Women love to drain my every last bit of energy

Women aint shit compared to my gaming collection and devotion to God

Maybe I rephrase

Yakub is the OG big brained nigga

A wife

women ain't shit anyway lel

Women don’t date men that earn less

Generally anyway

Would lol if some chick actually tried to do a fixer upper on me for being a neet (but mommy told me to keep my neetbux a secret because of golddiggers)

How do you fund your NEEThood?

18 year old girls don't make shit anyway

But I like coochie

The government funds it

I'm thinking if I get fired from this job I'll apply for SSI

i'm not going to associate with girls that have wagie jobs

I don't give two shits about what my parents think.

NEET females are disgusting retarded or whores or some mix of the three

They think that if they just have enough family dinners with me I'll give up my guns and become a nice respectable liberal who makes 30K a year.

And definitely gives to taxes because "muh fair share."

Why do we give a fuck do any of us look around and think anything will be left standing in 4 decades

I don’t lol

i'm gonna get the autism diagnosis and get government neetbucks

Can you get neetbucks for autism

go for it king

I already have Asperger's but its harder than you think.

I recently got autism diagnosis

yes

thats what i do

I get paid to be retarded

and you can too!

That’s dope

You basically have to come off as completely retarded. If you ever have held a job they fucking double check you.

my ex was disabled and got 725 in SSI

Damn I’ve been employed for nearly 5 years

still could apply for food stamps too

Me looking at you guys rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ysMt_9JnyI

But only because I’m too spergy to quit or change

I can't even get my Dad to agree to the most reasonable, apolitical opinions.

"Why should I not be allowed to look at my phone at work if there's no work to do?"

Why do you want him to

Are you planning on him having a large influence in the raising of your kids? If not stop giving a fuck