I can’t be a neet

Gotta study

"I thought of this scene with my wife, Reshiram. I was shrunken and my wife Reshiram was holding me, the mean Zekrom showed up. Reshiram knew that if the Zekrom used Bolt Strike on me while I was shrunken, I’d be dead to the point of a Max Revive would not revive me. Reshiram needed to hide me fast! Since Reshiram is a Pokémon, she has no pockets to hide me in or anything, so she hides me in her mouth. The Zekrom saw Reshiram put me in her mouth and then he approaches her. The Zekrom gets in her face (or at least in her personal space) and says, “Swallow him!!” Zekrom does not leave Reshiram’s personal space until Reshiram has swallowed me and he sees her swallow. Reshiram swallows me and says in submissive voice, “I swallowed him.” The Zekrom says, “Let me see.” Reshiram opens her mouth and shows that I am not in there. Zekrom then says, “Let me see under your tongue.” Reshiram shows Zekrom that I am not under her tongue. Zekrom thoroughly examines Reshiram’s mouth for me. After confirming that I was swallowed, Zekrom then says, “Good.” And then he leaves."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztnKRs3nE4I

I was always upset we never got to see the original dragon

Like if I do the math in 10 years and I don't get to at least retire when I'm 40 and the world is still gay I'll actually just off myself because fuck this.

That the 3 dragons were orbisnally

Originally

You can combine two

But not all 3 even they used to all 3 be together

This is so sad

Peasants lived better than we do.

only dummies actually believe that

nobody is retiring pal

If I don’t get my degree I go back to the ghetto

i'm slowly doing a life conversion

IDK man if you showed a mideval peasant our technology and electricity and refrigiration and running water I'm sure they'd trade places with us

i want to be a NEET by the time i'm 40

I can say that Sam Hyde bit was accurate

tfw became a neet at 22 👍

Yeah that's the kind of attitude that got us stuck in this shit life in the first place.

You can’t get woman as neet

So what?

I want pretty woman

i had more women as a NEET than i do now

but go off

women love losers

I have tons of awesome video games and I go to church and make my parents proud

I want sloppy toot

NEETs all can get girls

Toppy*

"i can fix him"

Women don't fucking care about how you get your money so long as you have money.

Women love to drain my every last bit of energy

Women aint shit compared to my gaming collection and devotion to God

Maybe I rephrase

Yakub is the OG big brained nigga

A wife

women ain't shit anyway lel